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Posted by: LEROOOY at May 25, 2011 11:24 AM
The Green Lantern movie (from the trailer I saw this weekend) looks so BAD. Even Ryan's awesome abs can't save it.
Posted by: Slash at May 25, 2011 11:35 AM
milk wit a hint of radiation. yumsies.
Posted by: haplo at May 25, 2011 11:41 AM
This is why Hal Jordan sucks. He has the unlimited power of his imagination, and he's only creative enough to project giant fists to punch thugs or a basic glass for his beverages? Why not, at least, a giant squid tentacle or dragon claw? Why not a flagon made to look like the Tri-Wizard cup or a magic green cow, for that freshly squeezed Lantern Milk goodness?
He's just so dull. Right, Sinestro?
Posted by: RobP at May 25, 2011 11:58 AM
WTF is it with you Americans and your sperm themed milk adverts? It freaks me the fuck out.
Oh. Just me, you say? *Backs out slowly*
Posted by: Ender at May 25, 2011 12:01 PM
I smell a marketing tie-in for the movie: Nestle Quik's new Chocolate/Mint Syrup.
Stir it in and have your very own terrifying, uranium-green milk any time you like. Just like the Corps.
"Green Milk, it does a body good."
They could follow up with Star Wars Berry flavoured Blue Milk.
Posted by: Wintermute at May 25, 2011 12:07 PM
hilarious (but that's probably not its intent)
Posted by: splinter at May 25, 2011 12:27 PM
Gah! C'mon, movie/marketing team! I want to like this movie, but you are making it REALLY HARD to do that.
Posted by: Sassafrass Green at May 25, 2011 1:30 PM
Hmm, looks like a bit of strontium-90 made its way here from Fukushima Daiichi #1.
"Milk - for that healthy glow!"
Posted by: The Wanderer at May 25, 2011 2:26 PM
looks as fake as the trailer: is there a human in this pix?
Posted by: carrie at May 25, 2011 4:02 PM
I smell a marketing tie-in for the movie: Nestle Quik's new Chocolate/Mint Syrup.
Stir it in and have your very own terrifying, uranium-green milk any time you like. Just like the Corps.
I would buy that so very, very quickly.
Posted by: JennieHaniver at May 25, 2011 6:35 PM
YES, really.
BTW I'll have you know that SUPERMAN did one, BATMAN did one, but NEITHER of them were live-action at the time.
Take that, World's Finest! Lantern awayyyyyyyy!
Posted by: Green Lantern at May 25, 2011 9:51 PM
He's just so dull. Right, Sinestro?
Why ya gotta bait me, RobP? We're pals, right? Why ya gotta yank my chain like that, duder?
Power ring! C'mon, man. I'm WEARING one. Ultimate universal weapon, m'man. Yep...
So, yeah, Sinestro knows nothing, and Hal's not dull. Got it?
Yeah.
Posted by: Green Lantern at May 25, 2011 9:53 PM
Wait, wasn't I leaving? AWAYYYYYYYY!
Posted by: Green Lantern at May 25, 2011 9:54 PM
I always forget that we actually know Green Lantern... Well, as much as anyone can know a god-like being with nigh unlimited power. If it's any consolation, duder, you just made my day.
Now, let's conjure up some margaritas and watch Ninja Warrior!
Posted by: RobP at May 26, 2011 12:15 PM
Now, let's conjure up some margaritas and watch Ninja Warrior!
I'm down, clown. Wait you said you forgot Pajiba actually knows me?
For shame, Pajiba. Have you no sense of decency? At long last...HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY??
Posted by: Green Lantern at May 26, 2011 10:43 PM
I really wish milk would get a new tagline already. "Got milk?" endlessly broods very amateurish variations of "Got (x)?" that typically end up on church billboards or high school club t-shirts. WE CAN END THIS IN OUR LIFETIME, PEOPLE! Do it for your children, and your children's children!