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Citius, Altius, Fortius

By C. Robert Dimitri | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (36)



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When I made the proposal that Pajiba might include a sports column, I had a few specific elements in mind. I envisioned it as general interest and topical. I wanted to write something that dwelled somewhere between ESPN’s Outside The Lines and Pardon The Interruption. That is, it would tend toward human-interest stories, examine the cultural implications and offshoots of the sports world, and look beyond the Xs, the Os, the wins, the losses, and the box scores. I hoped to inject a bit of wit and humor into it. Above all, it would assume the objective viewpoint that sports journalism demands. That is, my own personal rooting interests would not be responsible for dictating any of the editorial biases that end up on the page.

As I write this column in the wake of a week two loss that brings my long-supported NFL team to an 0-2 start for a season that was believed to have Super Bowl expectations, subtracting that last item from my first venture into sports writing would seem to be a challenge. Admittedly, I am very grumpy at the moment, and perhaps there is no harm in informing you that this writer loathes the Eagles, Redskins, and Giants, he can’t stand the Lakers, and he tends to view the Yankees as evil incarnate. There is no denying the camaraderie and rivalry among fans that are inherent to following sports, and as such I will not be ignoring that aspect. The question of why one becomes a sports fan does go deeper, however.

I told an old friend of mine about a week ago how excited I was about the return of the NFL season, and he replied that he has never understood sports fandom. This guy was an athlete himself (granted, in the relatively “fringe” sports of modern pentathlon, cross-country, and swimming), but he does not understand the hysteria. It is not as if he consciously resisted; it just had no appeal. He made the analogy that hearing the excitement of sports fans and not being able to join in their passion feels like the regret of watching his friends who smoke go outside at a bar or party and missing out on that shared experience of theirs. There is a simple fix to that; I myself am not a smoker, but I have been known to go outside with the smokers purely for the sake of sharing their nicotine-exile discourse. As I told him, I think that the spectator’s interest in sports is not very different than any of our society’s other popular diversions that he enjoys, such as movies, video games, or books.

So why sports?

Certainly there is truth to the frequently made comparison to the ancient Roman Colosseum. We enjoy the vicarious thrill of physical competition with high stakes. Even if these arenas do not house those mortal stakes of old, hundreds of millions of dollars hinge upon the results with television contracts, the construction of multi-million dollar stadiums, endorsement dollars, and tourism in the balance. Most of these highly competitive gladiators that we watch care very much about the results and invest innumerable hours of work and preparation. The morale of a city’s citizenry rises or falls with a win or a loss. We establish the stakes ourselves in these diversions that are very trivial in the universe’s ultimate scheme, and as a result said shifts in morale are self-fulfilling. Those stakes serve a purpose, though. They are the buffer that can bring meaning to a meaningless void, and for some the very virtue of the effort and devotion required creates what we regard as true worth and meaning. At times the potential ugliness of the mob is the result (see Auburn Hills, Michigan, on November 19, 2004), but just as often the beauty of fellowship binds us together (see the city of New Orleans on February 9, 2010).

As a narrative, sports give us the stories that no screenwriter could write. Every athlete has a tale, and the most intriguing of these bind us even more strongly to these contests in which they engage. Whether you love him or hate him, Brett Favre - now a grandfather - keeps coming back for one more year in the NFL, and we maintain our interest in his next chapter, even if the media coverage of his every off-season act borders on the obnoxiously deafening. The staggering high school basketball heroics of team trainer Jason McElwain in 2006 rightfully inspired us. The interplay between pitcher Armando Galarraga and umpire Jim Joyce earlier this season demonstrated to us true class in the face of a blown call that prevented baseball history.

There is an ad campaign by Disney for their upcoming film Secretariat: “The Impossible True Story.” We can scoff at Disney for not seeming to know what the word “impossible” means, but this only underscores the point. The most exceptional of the true sports stories seem to defy reality and go beyond the verisimilitude provided to us by Rudy or Hoosiers . With all the sports competition that occurs, happenings like those are probably statistically inevitable much like the unlikely existence of life in this universe, but this does not diminish their resonance.

Sports also appeals to me personally in the realm of game theory and the manner in which so many on-field decisions are based on mathematical probabilities. I am far from a master of the plays and schemes in any of the major sports. My most notable participation in my youth was also in one of the aforementioned fringe sports. Nevertheless, over the years I have acquired a working knowledge that enhances my appreciation of these contests, and I am always trying to learn more. I remember the time during my childhood that my father demanded that I let him teach me how to read a baseball box score and the many games that we watched together in the ensuing years. There is an entire language to be learned in those numbers and abbreviations (AB, R, H, RBI, E, HR, HBP, etc.) that succinctly communicate the story of what took place on the field. My taste for baseball has eroded over the years because of the myriad of problems that have plagued the sport recently (most notably the steroids controversy), but I still marvel at the elegance of the game on its strategic level.

The choices available in offensive and defensive playmaking in football are even more dizzying, and yet those choices are so easily upset by the almost arbitrary bounce of a ball or a step taken too soon or too late that can turn the best laid plans into the most capricious yet basic tests of athleticism. It is that game of “inches” that Al Pacino’s coach in Any Given Sunday stressed as paramount. It is as if these games are a representation of the forces that govern our universe. Coaches create schemes that conform to the rules just as elemental physical laws formed our galaxies, and the clashing of bodies on the fields of play are something like chaos theory in action, a factor that continues to confound the most studied pundits and prognosticators.

Above all else perhaps it is the highest level of performance in sports that fascinates us. I have many great memories of enjoyment in victory or commiseration during defeat. When I think back on what I have seen, though, particular moments that share something in common are the most prominent.

In 1996 Pete Sampras vomits between points at the U.S. Open due to heat exhaustion and finds the will to push on and win the match. Also in 1996 Kerri Strug defies an ankle injury and completes the vault in the pursuit of guaranteeing her team a gold medal. In 2002 Donovan McNabb remains in the game in spite of a broken fibula and throws four touchdown passes to bring the Eagles a victory. In 2008 Jason Lezak swims a preternatural final relay leg in the 4 X 100 freestyle relay to come from behind and give the U.S. the gold medal; it is a physical feat that is akin to that supposed superhuman adrenaline surge they say that people have found when lifting an impossibly heavy object that is crushing a loved one. And, of course, in 1992 Michael Jordan gives us an uncanny barrage of three-pointers in the NBA Finals against the Portland Trailblazers that prompts him to look at the sidelines and simply shrug, as if to hint at some higher reserve of ability within himself that even his exceptional competitive drive and work ethic could not explain.

These occurrences and other similar ones are etched on my memory. They are remarkable and startling. In their visceral purity, they represent not just the apex of our athletic achievements but also something much higher. These greatest moments in themselves are also something like a microcosm depicting humanity’s place and endeavor within this humbling and harsh universe. Our athletes use the most basic item that we possess - that is, our physical forms - as they strive to excel, to better their opponents, to break records, and to be faster, higher, and stronger. As they go, so does Homo sapiens struggle to advance and transcend.

C. Robert Dimitri is nothing more than your average American sports fan that has spent far too many hours in front of the television and has absolutely no further credentials. He reserves the right to change any opinions expressed here; unlike the practice of bandwagon sports loyalty, there is virtue in shifting a position when given new information.









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Comments

Damn. That gave me chills.

Amen.

Posted by: Parker at September 22, 2010 2:01 PM

Welcome, C-Rob.

I, for one, support your Pajiba Sports column.

Given that your "long-supported NFL team ... was believed to have Super Bowl expectations" is off "to an 0-2 start" and you hate the "Eagles, Redskins, and Giants", leads one to the obvious conclusion that you're a Dallas Cowboys fan.

Sorry about that, but you will get no sympathy from me. 0-2? Psh. Any ole team can start the season 0-2. Only a real team can pull off 0-16 and two 3 year long road winless streaks in a 10 year span.

I do love sports. It is somewhat irrational. You do a good job explaining it as anyone.

I don't have much more to add right now. I'm sick. Oh, well, the Red Zone Channel is one of the best TV-related inventions since HD.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 22, 2010 2:10 PM

Hey, if you think the Yankees are "evil incarnate," I'm down. Even though that probably means you're a Red Sox fan.

Posted by: Samantha at September 22, 2010 2:12 PM

Love this Robert, even though your football team is my mortal enemy :) But at least we can agree on the Yankees.

I feel like Homer Simpson when it comes to sports, I just want to chant in glee "Sports sports sports sports!" waving my little flag.

Posted by: Julie at September 22, 2010 2:12 PM

"Brett Favre - now a grandfather - keeps coming back for one more year in the NFL, and we maintain our interest in his next chapter"

Wrong. These guys who come out of retirement (Brett Favre, Lance Armstrong, Michael Jordan, Bjorn Borg, Roger Clemens) do it for the ego and the endorsements and they make a mockery of whatever shred of integrity is left in sports. They siphon money and other resources away from younger athletes on the way up. If they still have something left, they should go and coach an underserved youth team.

And while I'm at it, there should be term limits for how long a sports figure is allowed to do TV endorsements. How do you explain to a kid "yeah, Joe Montana was a great athlete but now he's just a whore".

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 22, 2010 2:19 PM

Aw, man. I was all set to give you shit about the Cowboys and finding verisimilitude in Rudy and then you had to mention McNabb's game against the Cardinals. I'll get you next time, Dimitri. NEEEEEEEEEEXT TIIIIIIIIIIME.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 22, 2010 2:21 PM

Brett Favre may be a grandfather but he's still only 40 or 41. It's not like he's toddling off to collect social security any time soon. Like he needs it.

Good column. I'll be interested to see what comes next with it. Also, GO BRONCOS! We may be 1:1 but that sure as shit beats 6:0 before the bye and then collapsing spectacularly after. Which is exactly what we did in 2009.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 22, 2010 2:30 PM

Well said. I love sports, some of them irrationally so. College Basketball/March Madness is my favorite time of the year, unless that team I hate above all others (UK) wins. I do nothing on Saturdays outside of watching college football. I'll spend this week trying to figure out if we can beat Alabama or if we can just play with them.

Paddy, Roger Clemens always wins the battle of who I hate more over Brett Favre.

Posted by: Melody at September 22, 2010 2:32 PM

Why does everyone associated with football have to yell at me all the time?

Posted by: , at September 22, 2010 2:42 PM

I too am a lover of the sporting world but I have a bit of a different take on things as I'm strictly a "my team" enthusiast. I can appreciate the different aspects of a sport in itself, but if my team isn't playing, I really don't give a damn.

Posted by: admin at September 22, 2010 2:42 PM

I noticed one (well, two, but I'm focusing on the one more important to me) in your various lists of sports and athletes.

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY.

No seriously. Please don't forget about hockey. Some of us just spent an entire summer counting down to the start of hockey season (and have FINALLY achieved preseason, at least.)

Extra Blackhawks coverage would be even better, but any hockey would be welcome.

Posted by: GwenBear at September 22, 2010 2:45 PM

A really enjoyable read, even for someone like me who rarely follows sports.

Posted by: Cindy at September 22, 2010 2:49 PM

Go Giants!

Posted by: John W at September 22, 2010 3:03 PM

My NFL team has gone a long-ass time since they've done anything to brag about, but Dallas starting their season at 0-2 just puts a big ol' hitch in my giddy-up.
(Especially with a loss to us on opening day! It sure as shit wasn't a pretty game, but we got the W, you got the L.)
YeeHaw, y'all.

Posted by: Rykker at September 22, 2010 3:16 PM

Speaking of 0-2, Georgia is 0-2 in SEC play. Go Dawgs!

Posted by: Jen at September 22, 2010 4:11 PM

Ah yes sports! I do so enjoy observing a rousting game of water polo. Or idling by watching a game of cricket. Good fun. I do so hope that these are some of the Games of chance and athleticism to be reported on in your column, my good man. Riveting article by the way. Jolly fascinating.

Nah, just kidding
GO BENGALS!

Posted by: Blank at September 22, 2010 4:11 PM

I think you should dedicate substantial lengths of your column to the idiocy that is Mike & Mike in the Morning. My husband watches/listens to those two yahoos religiously and last week I caught them debating the pronunciation of the word rebound.
Morons.

Go Saints!!

Posted by: JenVegas at September 22, 2010 4:21 PM

I'm with Gwenbear on the hockey - I endure summer as the necessary off-season so the warriors can celebrate, heal, and train. The first NHL regular season game usually falls on or around my birthday, and that is when life truly begins again!

But no more Blackhawks!

Posted by: lordhelmet at September 22, 2010 4:36 PM

awww sports has invaded my movie geek space. there goes the neighbourhood

Posted by: idleprimate at September 22, 2010 4:58 PM

Are you going to write anything cricket here, or is this column going to be devoted to American sports only?

Posted by: KV at September 22, 2010 5:00 PM

Thanks for the generous feedback and comments, all. I greatly appreciate it.

Samantha >> I am not a Red Sox fan either.

Julie >> The Homer Simpson image made me smile. A lot.

PaddyDog >> We'll have to disagree on that one. When you're talking about the top of the heap, in my opinion those guys you mentioned must have an insane competitive drive and love of the game to persist the way that they have.

Michael Jordan unretired because he wanted the money? I would guess he had plenty of money; his reported gambling problem couldn't have drained that much of his fortune.

Maybe he's as a brilliant an actor as he is a quarterback, but the many tears Brett has shed over the years at the end of each season indicate to me it's about a little more than the dollars.

I'll grant you that ego is a factor, but I believe that "ego" has more to do with wanting to be the best and not wanting to surrender their identities as opposed to shameless self-aggrandizement.

Tracer Bullet >> Just because I loathe the Eagles does not mean that I don't respect them. That said, yes, the McNabb example was a conscious choice on my part to offer something of an olive branch. (Even so, that particular performance truly did amaze me like few others have.) As for the verisimilitude of Rudy, I did type that somewhat with tongue-in-cheek. I just thought it a timely example given Montana's recent remarks.

As for the absence of any mention of hockey, I do apologize. I greatly enjoy watching hockey, but I am far from an aficionado and have not gone far out of my way to follow it. My only true hockey expertise consists of many hours of Blades Of Steel and NHL '94 played in my youth. That said, if a Pajiba sports column hangs around for a while, I will make an effort to become more informed this season.

Posted by: C. Robert Dimitri at September 22, 2010 5:42 PM

GO BRONCOS!
Posted by: TylerDFC

YES! Another Broncos fan. I completely agree by the way that 1-1 is better than 6-0 seeing as how we have spent the past few years kicking ass at the beginning of the season and then dropping off like we were playing high school ball all of a sudden.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 22, 2010 6:19 PM

C. Robert Dmitri: Favre's sticking around isn't so much about money but it is purely about ego. Over the course of his career he's developed a fervent cult of personality among the sports media--anyone who has read a Peter King column or watched a Packers game broadcasted by John Madden has an idea--and he feeds off that mindless adoration. I don't think he's quite ready to ride off in the sunset and concede that media love to guys like Manning, Brees, and Brady (you know, quarterbacks who have actually accomplished something over the past decade).

Posted by: ivn at September 22, 2010 6:28 PM

Better all the time! Who do you support, baseball-wise, pray tell?

Posted by: Samantha at September 22, 2010 6:51 PM

C. Robert:

I didn't suggest it was about money, I said "endorsements" which feed the ego as much as they do the wallet, i.e, if I don't keep playing a new generation will want a shoe/racquet/bat/bike named after somebody else when they shoud want mine.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 22, 2010 6:55 PM

This is a good thing, right here.

On first blush, you'd think this was an attempt at swamping out some of the excess estrogen floating around the place, but the real genius is that I have never met such a bunch of demented female sports fans in all my life as I have here on the Jiba.

I do not speak their freako language, but as long as you promise to appease me with sporty-butt photos (male, female, the occasional mystery) I'll survive. Deal?

Posted by: replica at September 22, 2010 7:02 PM

Hold up. Hang on.

Wait a frakkin' minute.

DarthCorleone is a Dallas fan?

That.. what da...?
The Robot Executioners must have gotten to him.

Posted by: Rykker at September 22, 2010 8:36 PM

WTG! Or, in my own industry parlance: "Bravo!"

What's an "HBP"?

Posted by: The_Big_Brother at September 22, 2010 9:40 PM

C. Robert,

Thanks.
Been waiting for a little Next-Level Sports discourse but...

The Cowboys??? Damn.

BB-
HBP = Hit By Pitch

Posted by: mrmook at September 22, 2010 10:22 PM

PaddyDog >> I think I understand your point better now. I just believe they were driven much more by the basic athletic competitive drive than the glitz of pure fame. I concede that it would be a tough challenge for anyone to be in the position they achieved without at least some degree of narcissism or selfishness.

I can't agree with the claim that Favre should have just shuffled off into retirement three or four years ago when 2009 saw one of his best if not his best season yet as a quarterback. As for Jordan, since his final retirement the guy has barely been in the public eye at all compared to the "Be Like Mike" days, and in my opinion his name still carries more than enough influence such that he could endorse anything he likes. He could easily still be ubiquitous on television if he so desired as opposed to just appearing in a few Hanes commercials.

And just to touch on one of the other names you mentioned, Lance Armstrong made his comeback in the name of cancer awareness, which is an admirable cause. In his 2009 effort he still managed to place third overall in the Tour de France, which is a more than colossal athletic achievement.

That all said, I'm not going to claim to know the heart of Brett Favre, Michael Jordan, Lance Armstrong, or any other superstar athlete. I can only speculate based on what I've heard and seen.

To all disappointed in my Cowboys allegiance >> What can I say? I spent most of my youth in Texas.

Posted by: C. Robert Dimitri at September 22, 2010 11:20 PM

*shuffles to front of room, whispers*

Pirates.

*slinks into corner, has a good cry*

Posted by: , at September 22, 2010 11:31 PM

To all disappointed in my Cowboys allegiance >>

Naaah. Not at all, man. Just a little friendly sports-fan ribbing and rivalry (at least on my part).
Besides, I think it's a biological imperative as part of Redskins and Cowboys fandom that we heckle one another.
And really, it all balances out in the end.

I mean, we were the team that broke Detroit's big-ass 18 game losing streak last year.
Go Redskins. wooooooo!

Posted by: Rykker at September 23, 2010 4:40 AM

Robert,
Excellent article. I hope this becomes a regular feature on Pajiba.

Posted by: V M at September 23, 2010 7:28 PM

Good stuff, I'd like to read some more.

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Posted by: free bets at September 30, 2010 4:19 AM

Hi Robert,

I'm proud of you!!! What fun to read about your interest in sports!!! You and Dr. Bob will have to get together and share!

Your old friend...and Kimmel's MOM.

Donna

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