Pajiba

I don't know how you're not a celebrated Marketing genius (Hollywood taught me that that's a thing).

After watching MI: Ghost Busters, I would have gone out to buy a BMW and an iPad immediately if they had painted their logos on Paula Patton's...pattons. I wouldn't even wait for the movie to end.

I really only clicked on this to get it on my log at work, as sort of a silent protest with IT snooping on what I google (You're welcome, Steve, you white wine sipping dude-bro you.)

But then I scrolled through and WOWZER. To be behind that paintbrush...

I know I live where it's cold because my very first thought was... beach.

Anorexic? Really? She looks perfectly healthy to me. And unlike a lot of ads, she even looks as if she's having fun.

Which I would be too, if I were at the beach. Where the sun lives.

... beach.

I'll be in my bunk.

There is nothing unhealthy about, or having an appreciation of, Yvonne Strahovsky. Not a damn thing.

Also, Mass Effect 2.

I'm with Twig - BBEEEAAACCHH!! I want it like zombies want brains.

Twig- I live on the coast, it's supposed to get into the 70s this weekend. I'll bring the booze we'll have a party.

I must stop taking mis-timed toilet breaks, because I keep missing the memo on how we're all supposed to find anorexic aryan 14 year olds hot.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 5, 2012 11:23 AM
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As a Caucasian male who routinely puts the Williams sisters (as a package) and Halle Berry on his Five Freebies list, and who is an admirer of the amazing female form in its myriad shapes, sizes and colors, including "Aryan" and -- if that's what an "anorexic 14-year-old" looks like -- "anorexic 14-tear-old," I would politely invite you to go fuck yourself.

Besides, it's Pookie's job to try to incite RACE WARS! around here, and he's good enough at it that he doesn't need your help.

I don't know about the product she's shilling, but this is the most I've been interested in Chuck since, like, 2008.

Yvonne is wicked hot. If you think she looks anorexic, clearly you haven't been registering the truly anorexic-looking women in Hollywood (*coughAngelinaJolieinSaltcough*).

[And that's not some Jolie haterade - I think she is and can be beautiful - but damn, she lookin' thin.]

Also, you salivating menfolks might enjoy this behind-the-scenes photo of YS getting painted: Oh, to have this guy's job.

There's a certain purity of essence to SoBe's painted-hottie marketing campaign - simple sexiness to sell a precious fluid. Mind the body paint gap.

She's lovely and certainly not anorexic-looking, but there's no denying that she has quite a flat behind.