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Chicks Don't Dig the Sword and Actors Sh*t On their Own Flicks

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (5)

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    Comments

    I dig the sword alright...
    Oh, not that sword? Well, I dig both kinds thank you very much.

    If only I had HBO to enjoy the swords on Game of Thrones

    Posted by: BalladofMaxwellDemon at April 17, 2011 12:47 PM

    • In other RELEVANT news, banker fucks need to die.

    Posted by: Recondite at April 17, 2011 1:24 PM

    Recondite, indeed so.

    It's rather ironic, but the closer we get to May 1st the more I like the idea of putting various nabobs against the nearest convenient wall, sans blindfold.

    However, this is a media website, so I shall say that Game of Thrones sounds like it has the requisite amount of swordplay, sex and bloodshed to keep the average viewer occupied.

    Posted by: The Wanderer at April 17, 2011 2:54 PM

    Recondite - thirded

    Posted by: zeke the pig at April 17, 2011 5:24 PM

    Speaking of actors shitting on their own flicks; how idiotic is it that the ballerina stand-in for Portman is trying to 'out' her for not really being a ballerina? Is it just me or is this the pettiest person on the planet? And how dim is she to think this is somehow going to do anyone, least of all herself, any good?

    Posted by: Protoguy at April 18, 2011 3:36 AM