Caption This: Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon Compare Cleavage

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 24, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 24, 2016 |

— Well, I believe in the boob. The breast. The tit. The space that forms in the cleavage crack The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.

— “Your left boob would be better for America than Hillary Clinton.”

Salma: "Susan, you are bigger than me!" Susan Sarandon: "Of course I am…" #cannes #friends #susansarandon

A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on May 24, 2016 at 7:22am PDT