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Harry Potter and the Fashions of Deathly Hallows

By Christopher Campbell | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (15)



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Don’t you just love when USA Today gets a first look at a film like this one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1? Just imagine if we had to wait until next November to see what Harry, Hermione, and Ron are wearing in the next installment of the franchise? Who cares what’s actually going on in this shot of the magical trio? All that matters is that we now know stripes are hot for wizard types in 2010. Especially stripey undershirts inspired by Sandman from the Spider-Man comics.

I guess the real point of the shot is to reveal that Harry and friends are not at Hogwarts, where they’re always forced to wear those boring uniforms. Instead, as Rupert Grint tells the colorful daily newspaper, they’re “camping out in random places, living rough, wearing regular clothes.”

Okay, that’s cool, but they all kinda look like bums who went on a shopping spree at Goodwill. And the photo just raises too many questions that I’m going to go nuts waiting for the answers to. Like did the gang just exit that cinema? What did they see? Something with hot vampires in it? The trailer for Percy Jackson? Me thinks those serious expressions on their faces are just them realizing they’re not the shit anymore. And that they need to go full nude in the next installment to keep us interested, apparently.

Here’s what other film bloggers think of the Deathly Hallows costume design:

  • Alex Billington at FirstShowing.net:
    Oh look, it’s three actors you’ve never seen before, right?! No, it’s three actors you’ve only seen together for the last 10 years straight. I really love the Harry Potter franchise, but come on, this is the first photo they put out for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? Okay, maybe I’m being a little too harsh. It’s cool to see this photo because it means we can start getting excited about the next Harry Potter movie again and start forgetting about Twilight.
  • Adam Rosenberg at MTV Movies Blog:
    Young Potter and his friends look disappointed because this is such an incredibly unfulfilling ensemble shot. There’s no action, no hint of special effects, not even any clear indication of where the mages-in-training are. So we’ll keep waiting for the first worthwhile still from “Deathly Hallows.”
  • Steve Weintraub at Collider:
    It’s exactly the kind of image you get from a movie a year away.  Meaning, you see the actors and nothing more.  That’s because when a studio releases a new image from a movie that’s not close to coming out, they never show you the goods.  They always show you a shot of the people in the movie looking at something, or standing still, but you never see what they’re fighting, or what the movie is about. A money shot is the kind of image you save till just before release.
  • Paul Tassi at JoBlo.com:
    Don’t get too excited for this first pic from the set of part one of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. The only questions it really answers are “What will Harry’s hair look like this year?” and “How many awful patterns can Ron mix in one outfit?”
  • Vince Mancini at Film Drunk:
    I don’t really care about Harry Potter either way, but compared to Twilight, it’s nice that JK Rowling can at least write at above a fifth grade level.  Anyway, it appears this one’s about Ron Weasely’s struggle to distract from his face and hair by pairing stripes with checkers and plaid.
  • Mark at I Watch Stuff:
    As with previous editions of the boy wizard series, it appears Daniel Radcliffe’s neck will once again multiply in girth in this sequel. The guy’s got a neck like a waist. If they don’t hurry up and get Deathly Hallows part 2 in the can, the last film in this franchise is going to star a bespectacled tube.
  • Russ Fischer at /Film:
    Meanwhile, a piece at VideoBusiness detailing the DVD release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has got fansites worked up thanks to a mention that, in the last film, Harry will be nekkid. This could be called spoilerish, I suppose, but Yates describes a scene where “a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort’s soul] defends itself by producing nightmarish visions, and one shows Hermione and Harry embracing and kissing. It’s something intriguing and sensual for Rupert to react to, and Dan will be bare for that.” Take that, Twihards.








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Comments

They always put those three in stripes. And oddly-coordinating outfits. At least Hermione's not wearing pink.

Posted by: Hannah at December 1, 2009 8:12 PM

"The guy’s got a neck like a waist. If they don’t hurry up and get Deathly Hallows part 2 in the can, the last film in this franchise is going to star a bespectacled tube..."

THIS!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 1, 2009 8:19 PM

I wonder why the hell they're always dressing Harry in blazers. He looks like a community college English professor.

Posted by: figgy at December 1, 2009 8:35 PM

These movie blog sites complain about the lack of interesting action in that still without once acknowledging the fact that their indulgently speculative sites creating an insatiable demand for any and all are the main reason that the studios feel compelled to release materials this far in advance at all.

They're like a pack of wild dogs picking a bone clean.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 1, 2009 8:45 PM

I have a similar problem, figgy. I want to look all cool and laid back when I wear blazers, but I always end up looking like my alarm didn't go off on time and I'm late for a business meeting.

Anyway, I'm way more concerned about the new "nude" scene. So a clothed Emma Watson is going to be making out with a naked Dan Radcliffe? Who greenlit that idea?

Posted by: vercordio at December 1, 2009 9:44 PM

Daniel, I think we're all just so over saturated with media that only this type of long, slow build up has a hope of turning into the kind of hype that gets an ass into a seat on opening night (and sometimes two or three times after that). Hype has become a social more - a broader means of joining a group. Even Trekkies got some friends out of it back in the day, why not...whatever they're selling now? You don't even have to think about it...just roll up to where everybody else is going, turn off the noggin and pay your money.

The studios know it, and the bloggers are only too willing to feed into it for fear that they'll miss out on 'being a part of it all', something that has fallen far to the wayside simply because the product churn is too fast.

If those wheels of commerce stop spinning, why, whatever will we do?
;)

Posted by: replica at December 1, 2009 9:49 PM

The guy’s got a neck like a waist. If they don’t hurry up and get Deathly Hallows part 2 in the can, the last film in this franchise is going to star a bespectacled tube...

Ha! I think that might be the best description of Daniel Radcliffe I've ever heard. Possibly the best description of anyone, come to think of it.

Posted by: Jeni at December 1, 2009 9:54 PM

The guy’s got a neck like a waist.

Jeepers, someone's got column inches to fill.

Posted by: Jay at December 1, 2009 10:12 PM

mmmmmmm Hermione....

What...she's legal!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 1, 2009 10:32 PM

The guy’s got a neck like a waist.

True. It's the Thumb Effect, wherein his neck is the same width as his head, making him appear like a hairy thumb from the back. Examine your thumbs. You know it to be true.

Posted by: esme at December 1, 2009 11:36 PM

replica:

I understand all that, and I know the system is what it is... I'm just sayin' that these sites can't turn around and complain about the lack of monsters or whatever in these stills when they'd be the first to complain if the studio wasn't releasing anything at all. I mean, hell, the effects probably aren't finished. What do they want, a photo of Daniel Radcliffe staring at a tennis ball on a stick where a Death Eater will one day be?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 2, 2009 12:53 AM

It should've been an action shot from Equus of Radcliffe's junk wearing glasses as it cast an Accio spell on Hermione's nethers, followed by the repetitive casting and releasing of Wingardium Leviosa, and finalized by an Aguamenti blast all over that shit.

Posted by: Kballs at December 2, 2009 9:12 AM

I don't like the idea of a nekkid Harry snogging a clothed Hermione. Harry should be nekkid in the life after death railway station scene with Dumbledore, don't you think? Spoiler? Oh, come on, if you haven't heard by now, you're not reading this thread anyway.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 2, 2009 10:08 AM

I'd much prefer a nekkid Ron.

ummmm, ginger balls.

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