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Daily Dispatches from Sundance / Dustin Rowles

Miscellaneous | January 25, 2007 | Comments (24)


It’s 2 a.m. and I lost feeling in my ass around four hours ago. Such is the joy of Sundance. The first full-day marathon of films began, appropriately enough, with Starting out the Evening, from Andrew Wagner, who apparently made a huge splash here in 2005 with a film I’ve never heard of. Likewise, if I hadn’t have attended this year’s fest, and been lured in by the prospect of Lili Taylor and Lauren Ambrose in the same film, a year from now, I’d have never heard of Evening, either. There’s been a decent amount of positive buzz here for the film, but I think it’s got something to do with subliminal messaging. The movie is about an old, widowed, washed-up author/retired professor named Schiller (Frank Langella) who is attempting to write his final novel before escaping into the afterlife. Heather Wolfe (Ambrose) is a doctoral student at Brown who’s decided to write her thesis about Professor Schiller, which she thinks will somehow revive his long dormant star — a notion that Schiller is all too willing to buy into, especially if it means procuring the affections of Heather (who has her own schoolgirl crush on him). And Ariel (Taylor) is the professor’s daughter, who is approaching 40 and wants desperately to have children but is hopelessly attached to a man who refuses to start a family.

Eveningis your basic aimless, wandering indie feature, and sort of the kind of film I’d expected to see a lot of here. In the Q & A, Wagner noted that it was filmed in only 18 days, and it sort of shows. While Langella turns in a terrific performance, Ambrose and Taylor just smile a lot, which is kind of jarring at first, given both of their histories portraying sullen, moody, or psychotic characters. Mostly though, Starting out the Evening feels like a badly translated novel — you can almost feel the characters reading excerpts from the book aloud. It’s pretentious as hell, which is fine and dandy — I’m all about the pretentious — but this pretentiousness doesn’t even come off as genuine. This is the kind of film that strives to be highfalutin, but comes off as kind of empty, like when people try to impress you by using long words when they really don’t have a fucking clue what they mean.

Anyway, the second film I saw today was Snow Angels, based on the Stewart O’Nan novel. It’s directed by David Gordon Green, who wrote and directed All the Real Girls which made our Best Movies You’ve Never Seen list last year. With Snow Angels, Green tops himself and then some; in fact, I’d be surprised this week if I see a better movie than this one, which stars Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell, and Michael Angarano (the kid from Sky High!). I don’t want to say too much about the narrative right now; I’ll just say that it’s littered with tragedies, but somehow Green finds both levity and humanity in events that other directors might milk for all the despair they’re worth. It’s a freakin’ beautiful film, one that even features a high-school marching band playing Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer and a newcomer, Olivia Thirlby, who I expect to see in a lot of films in the next few decades. Sam Rockwell is also amazing, playing a character that’s the complete opposite of the smooth-talking, hustling charmer he’s sort of made his reputation on. Both he and Beckinsale play minimum-wage schlubs, and it’s refreshing to see both of them slum it down for substantive roles like these — it was the first time I ever noticed that Beckinsale has a modicum of acting ability. My fondness for Angels is not hurt, either, by Amy Sedaris, who has a plum role as the sort of Chinese-restaurant waitress you’d expect in one of her brother’s books, if David had grown up completely impoverished.

I suspect I could write at length about Snow Angels, but I’ll save the full review for its theatrical release — I assume it’ll be bought up by some studio soon (c’mon ThinkFilm). At the night’s end, I also saw director Mike Cahill’s writing and directing debut, King of California which was a nice way to end the evening — a light, whimsical comedy about a father (Michael Douglas) who returns from a mental institution only to get his daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) involved a wild, half-crazed treasure hunt for actual 17th century doubloons buried beneath a Costco. It’s not a particularly deep or philosophical film, but it does offer escapism for folks who’d rather not endure dick and fart jokes for 90 minutes. Evan Rachel Wood is superb, as she seemingly always is, and Michael Douglas continues to do well in these weird, late-career roles playing against type.

Finally, I also saw the world premiere of Black Snake Moan, which is scheduled for wide release soon, so I’ll save most of my rancor for the full Pajiba treatment then. I’ll just say, for now, that Craig Brewer’s follow up to Hustle and Flow was terribly disappointing, that it mostly amounted to bad Ricci-porn (and really, if you’re going to do an exploitative flick, at least have the decency to get someone better to ogle than Christina Ricci), and the only thing more embarrassing than Justin Timberlake’s performance in the film was his performance in the Q & A afterwards, in which he ran across stage to draw as much attention to himself as possible and then stuttered and flubbed on the one question he was given. The film itself was, well … miserable. You’d think there’d at least be a few bits of unintentional comedy involved in a film where a typical Sam Jackson character (an older, rural Jules Winfeld) chained Christina Ricci to a heater, but Brewer takes the whole film so goddamn seriously that even otherwise so-absurd-they’re-hilarious moments are sapped of their humor.

Before I sign off for the night, I’ll say this about attending my first premiere: It’s no freakin’ wonder so many celebrities have such huge egos — if they’re in the audience, crowds will laugh and applaud at fucking any and everything. Sam Jackson could’ve clipped his nails for two hours in the film, and when it was over, he still would’ve gotten a standing ovation. It’s kind of ridiculous, but as much as I disliked Black Snake Moan I still stood up myself. It’s just good manners.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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Comments

DR- 4 flicks in one day- you are a stud!

You are right about premieres, there are probably the only times the talent attend them and everyone knows it so they put on a good show with the laughing and cheering.

The worst is going to premieres where the movie only get a lukewarm reception even though the audience knows the stars are in attendance. The after party is not pleasant let me tell ya!

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Blackcapricorn at January 25, 2007 11:24 AM

"and Michael Angarano (the kid from Sky High!). "

Also currently appearing in 24 being held at gunpoint by Kumar

Posted by: Brian at January 25, 2007 11:52 AM

Dustin I love your site and your reviews but, forgive me for saying so, I think you're going about the festival all wrong. I'm a veteran full-time volunteer here and I really think this festival is what you make of it.

My favorite movies so far have been Rocket Science starring no one and Four Sheets to the Wind starring no one. If you don't want the celeb bullshit, don't go to the Black Snake Moan premiere at the Eccles. See it at noon at the Egyptian.

Sure I LOVED seeing Luc Besson talk about his wonderful film, Angel-A, and it made my night that the dumb joke I cracked about stuffing my ballot box made Sam Rockwell chuckle. But a lot of us DO actually focus on film.

So if you want some insider tips (NOT on where the hot party is but where the tightest screenings are) come see me at the Racquet Club. I'm wearing a red beanie and one of those ridiculous volunteer parkas. I hope the fest gets better for you and I hear The Nines may be playing at a Press Screening in the next few days. If you don't have a press pass I might be able to work something out.

Posted by: Joanna at January 25, 2007 12:50 PM

You addressed the exact issue I was having with Black Snake Moan, how am I supposed to take this?
Is it dark funny, obvious funny, serious, full of tragedy, what?

I really enjoyed Hustle & Flow, one of the reason being it was able to encompass all those elements with some finesse.

Too bad.

Posted by: missmle at January 25, 2007 12:52 PM

Dman. Too bad Kate Beckinsale is in the new David Gordon Green film. She's a no-talent who ruins everything in, unless she's playing a bitch.

Posted by: Andrew at January 25, 2007 1:02 PM

Well, if anyone has seen Timberlake "act", then I'm going with "obviously funny but not that obvious because the man should just stick to making music".

I was wondering about "Black Snake Moan" ever since I saw the poster for it at the multiplex near my house. From far away all I could see was Samuel L. Jackson and the word "snake", so I assumed it was a sequel or something. With Ricci poon.

Posted by: em at January 25, 2007 2:20 PM

Any chance you'll see or review the documentary "Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten?"
Has it been picked up by a studio? Will it be released?

Posted by: Brian at January 25, 2007 3:24 PM

I sort of guessed that "Black Snake Moan" was going to suck, but I didn't want it to - Samuel L. Jackson is too cool and the trailer had a great song. ::sigh::

Posted by: Geetch at January 25, 2007 4:33 PM

Hey Brian - I'm seeing it in about an hour. Spoke with the publicist and producer and it has yet to get picked up. If it is as good as I've heard I will push the company I work for (Netflix) to try and get it.

Posted by: Barry at January 25, 2007 6:49 PM

Barry - thanks. Another Red Envelope Production I guess. That's the name of Netflix's film division, no. Read a good review of it today in a local free paper here in NY.

Just rented Sherrybaby from you (Netflix) - also one of your films no?

Big fan of your employers.

Posted by: Brian at January 25, 2007 7:57 PM

That first flick looks kinda interesting, and I loves me some Lily Taylor. I'll look forward to it DESPITE the presence of Lauren Ambrose whom I don't care for at all in ANYTHING.

Oh, and Christina Ricci has nice tits, i don't see any problem with exploiting her at all.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 25, 2007 9:13 PM

Glad you like the Netflix! The Joe Strummer doc was amazing! Granted I am biased because I love The Clash but it was more than just a Clash doc. It was an exploration of him as man and a musician and a father - pre and post Clash. Will definitely try to influence us getting it.

Red Envelope Entertainment is correct. And Sherrybaby is one of the films as was Born Into Brothels. Sherrybaby has a great performance by MG but there is an an actress that kinda drops the ball. You'll see.

Posted by: barry at January 25, 2007 11:34 PM

You sound like you're having a swell time lol.

Give us more Dustin more more.

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2007 4:14 AM

Ricci-porn.... Is it me or has this girl made a career out of the sexually confused fucked up young girl.... Buffalo 66, Monster, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... Little Red Riding hood...

shouldn't she be in The Dead Girl too....

Posted by: Lenny at January 26, 2007 6:43 AM

Eh, she went and got skinny just like the rest of them. It's a shame -- she never seemed the type that would go that route.

Posted by: sansho1 at January 26, 2007 8:30 AM

Gary - great to hear. Now tell your bosses to pick it up (or ask nicley, whatever works better for you).

Saw Sherrybaby. Liked it but not sure who you're refering to with the ball dropping.

By the way, I got added to you online video service this week - but our internet connection at hoem has been misbehaving so I haven't tried it out yet. While you're talking to your bosses you might want to ask them to allowing the otehr account profiles to be allowed to use this service as well.

My apologies' to the other here for using this as a chat room.

Posted by: Brian at January 26, 2007 9:27 AM

More Ricci-porn: The Ice Storm, Prozac Nation...

She and Jenna Malone should start a band called Tortured Childhood, or Fucked Up Precocious Girlz...

Posted by: AM at January 26, 2007 11:13 AM

Dustin you are a complete bitch. If you don't like a perfomance don't give 'em the satisfaction of that stroked ego you were just complaining about. It sounds like you are the you you guys were complaining about in an earlier post. I mean really, most of us nobodies don't get the opportunity everyday to pop an overinflated ego, but you do, and you squander it. Manners be damned! If it sucks, don't stand up and clap like some wind-up monkey. Scathing indeed. Stop sucking up and represent bitches!

Posted by: New Millennium Craka at January 26, 2007 6:42 PM

Greetings folks, I love this place....I was being hearded through a series of sites while reading about some celebrity nonesense and finally stopped on this one, what a great score. I see a lot of movies and like to gravitate to the people that have opinions. Really dig the Sundance play by play etc so I am here. Thhhhhats all folks.
G.

Posted by: Jazzman at January 28, 2007 1:13 PM

Andrew,

you should check out 'Cold Comfort Farm' with Beckinsale before you dismiss her. It's before she was in Pearl Harbor, Van Helsing, etc., and I think she got stuck in a rut with those movies, whether it was her fault or not... but in Cold Comfort? she is absolutely charming, and it's a nice, entertaining movie that most people have not seen or heard of.

Posted by: redhead at January 29, 2007 12:44 AM

I second redhead on Cold Comfort Farm -- good film, worth watching.

Posted by: Lilly at January 29, 2007 8:55 AM

You know that comment you posted AM is so LMAO! Cause ironically Ricci and Malone appeared in a movie where Malone was getting beatend and abused by her abusive stepfather, and even raped,
It was "Bastard Out Of Carolina" Anyone see it.

And whatever happend to Jena Malone, last Ive seen of her was in that flick Saved, it sucked, but damn she sure grew! LoLz, we'll have to add Dakota Fanning to that list soon when Hound Dog releases, is it playing at Sundance, when does it release nationwide.

Posted by: Rosemon Pilot at January 29, 2007 2:15 PM

David Gordon Green went to my high school! He came and visited us once, he was amazing. My film teacher said he was great back then, too.

Posted by: mariaaaa at January 30, 2007 7:27 PM

Based on your post, you should check this out and this

Posted by: iwiwag at February 2, 2007 12:11 PM





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