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Are These 'Batman v Superman' Spoilers Really Worth $5 Million?

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | October 17, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | October 17, 2014 |


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Batman v Superman: Courtroom Brawl has been filming this week at the Broad Art Museum in East Lansing, Michigan, and the local media (along with some Affleck-obsessed Michigan State students) have decided to rededicate their lives to location-stalking. Besides the students on constant self-dubbed “Affleck watch,” a bunch of students are also working as extras on the film. For a movie like this, the secrecy is intense, and everyone has to sign a billion nondisclosure agreements, at penalty of losing testicles and first born children and probably excommunication and deportation. Well, not really, but the actual penalty is somewhere around (or up to) $5,000,000. So, given the choice, fleeing the country kind of sounds preferable.

One graduate student did decide to risk a multi-million dollar lawsuit and spill some spoilers to a local news station. Whether he got paid, wanted the attention, or just felt like being a dick and ruining things for people is unknown. Also unknown is his identity, but you can be sure BvS has a swarm of lawyers working to figure that out. There’s a video below of the full coverage, including an anonymous interview with a really creepy voice modulator.

But if you can’t be bothered to wait until the movie comes out to know a few details, and also can’t find the time to watch a four minute video, here’s a recap of what $5 million spoilers look like. Most are boring. One is cool, but only confirms what everyone already suspected.

Warning: Five Million Dollar Spoilers ahead.

-Lex Luther and Bruce Wayne fight. At a big fancy Metropolis party.

-The fight scene involves “heavy special effects.” (Duh.)

-There’s military presence in/around that fight.

-JENA MALONE IS PLAYING ROBIN. Did we already know this? I honestly can’t remember if it had been announced or if it was just speculation at this point. But who cares because Jena Malone is THE SHIT and this is awesome.


Via The Wrap.


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