Angelina Jolie's Leather Clad 'Maleficent' Poster Will Give You The Big Bad Tingles
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Angelina Jolie's Leather Clad 'Maleficent' Poster Will Give You The Big Bad Tingles

By Joanna Robinson | Miscellaneous | November 12, 2013 | Comments ()


Remember when Angelina Jolie first busted out and she was all leather and vinyl and tattoos and crazy eyes and sharky grins and she made you feel things none of the other starlets ever had? You remember, surely. Then time and motherhood and Hollywood and virtue and Brad Pitt softened and dulled her a bit. I’d say the last time we saw Angelina have any fun was Wanted (2008) and the last time she looked like she was having the time of her life was Mr. And Mrs. Smith (2005). But the gleam in her eye is back, baby. Maybe it’s too much to hope, based off of one poster, that we can expect the old Angelina. But, at the very least, you have to admit those leather-wrapped horns are dangerously sexy. Lurid almost. I love.


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  • Sars

    Ps. I'm glad this site doesnt hate on Jolie like some of my other beloved sites. She seriously had it rough growing up and went through a bunch of shit, before she turned herself around and started doing some good. No need to snark.

  • Sars

    Even when I was a kid, from the first time I watched Sleeping Beauty, I wanted Maleficent to win. I totally got her- I mean she was fucking beautiful, smart, and strong. Bitch didn't play around. How dare they not invite her to their sorority party (which I'd like to believe, she'd turn down anyway). Those sloppy fairies had nothing on her.

  • BlackRabbit

    She had me at "all the powers of Hell!" Whammo, stone-cold evil babe.

  • Sadly, there's so much Adobé at work in that photo, it could be anyone. I don't see Jolie in the picture, though I'm certain she could be fab as Maleficent.

  • Ben

    I'm not sure if it's intentional but it gives me like an old timey black and white horror movie that's been recoloured vibe which I defiantly dig.

  • I am excited for this movie! Sleeping Beauty gave me nightmares as a child because of that scene with Maleficent, so this will be good to see as an adult.

  • Bodhi

    Gawd I love her. "Bad girl" turned mom, she is my role model.

  • Nat

    I love me a good villain centered movie. I really hope Disney doesn't screw the pooch on this one. I'll say this though, I can't believe you don't mention Salt. She was excellent in it, and definitely seemed like she was having fun.

  • Jifaner

    I can't think of a better choice to play the best fairy tale villain ever. I can't wait for this movie!!

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I want the headpiece and her cheekbones.

  • logan

    I dont know kids. I like horny women but not horns ON a woman.

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  • Joe Grunenwald

    Vinegar. Strokes.

  • NateMan


  • On that header: before she became the biggest actress in the world, she was the crazy girl every guy secretly fantasized about running with.

    Seems like a lifetime ago.

  • Edwina the Magnificent

    *ahem* And every girl. In fact, I'd still gladly be the weird chick meat for her and Brad's hot rich person's sandwich. Mmm, saaandwich.

  • Well, I've learned that I should never speak for 1 girl, nevermind the whole of girls everywhere. Even on subjects as fetching as Ms. Jolie.

  • Edwina the Magnificent

    Ah. Wise man then.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    I'm with you on the every girl. And the sandwich.

  • Ozioma

    What I wanna know is if Peter Capaldi is still in this movie.

  • BWeaves

    Peter Capaldi's in this? I'm in.

  • DataAngel

    Yes. I think production wrapped before the Who decision was even made.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    There's a strong evil clown vibe coming from that picture.

  • Maguita NYC

    Holy everything wicked! How can one poster give me so much chills...

    I've been wondering about this movie and when it'll finally be coming out. Wasn't filming done almost 2 years ago? That is a long time in today's movie making.

  • $3647259

    Perfect, isn't it? I just want to know if this is the real thing, because all the other posters seemed to be fan-made.

  • Maguita NYC

    I believe Joanna would be able to answer this question...

    I really can't wait to see a preview. During filming you got the feeling of old-world fantasy, like Excalibur or war castle movies. I hope it delivers!

  • JoannaRobinson

    Oh yes. It's officially official.

  • SilverDeb

    From that news brief, it says Star Wars VII will be released in December, not the usual May. I find that interesting.

  • $3647259

    YAY! Looks fantastic (honestly).

  • MrsAtaxxia

    Yes. I hate Disney, but I will give them my money to go see that bad bitch. She is making all the wrong things look right.

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