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Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens

Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | November 20, 2012 | Comments ()

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Every day should be Anderson Cooper day. Remember the time that Anderson Cooper shrugged off a bomb explosion in Gaza? Or the time that he said to a fellow airline passenger, “Bitch, what the f**k are you doing?”. Or when he took down Star Jones after she accused him of exploiting his coming-out revelation for ratings? Bitchy Anderson Cooper is still the best Anderson Cooper.

There was also the time many months ago when Anderson Cooper called someone on Twitter a “moron.” Last night, however, he dug a little deeper, going through a Twitterer’s timeline to come up with a fitting insult after she accused him of failing to report the facts.

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SALUTE.

On a slow news day ahead of Thanksgiving, it’s the bitchy little things, isn’t it?

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  • Nat

    Oops! I guess Pamela missed the "from" in Anderson's original tweet...

  • Mavler

    Was Stirling Archer drawn to look like a dark haired Anderson Cooper, or is that A) just coincidence, or B) just me?

  • ScienceGeek

    My favourite bit was when somebody commended him for digging into her tweeting history for the slam, and he responded with 'Nothing funner than looking into a dull tweeting history for specifics'.

    I've decided there's nothing funner than Anderson Cooper calling a Twitwit stupid, shallow AND boring. When you are slammed by the Silver Fox, you stay slammed.

  • Craigilicious

    The first thing I thought was "OH SNAP". God, I'm white.

  • e jerry powell

    The first thing I thought was "I wish a motherfucker would."

  • Anderson Cooper, silverfox man for the ages. He don't take no shit from Twitter, he don't take no shit from hurricanes, he don't take no shit from Wolf Blitzer (I'm just assuming that last one) and he's just a stand-up, take no shit kinda guy.

    Now, if you could, imagine Anderson Cooper playing a role in Steven Spielberg's Lincoln. Not because he's a good actor, but because he'd get to hurl 19th Century insults at all of the people. IMAGINE IT!

  • Skyler Durden

    Move over, Brian Williams.

  • That skit on The Soup is the BEST! The first time it was ever on and they played the cat sound effect I laughed for like 5 minutes.

  • Fredo

    I'd love to see Brian Williams and Anderson Cooper reenact the street brawl scene from Anchorman. Williams can bring David Gregory, Chuck Todd and Matt Taibbi as his news team while Cooper ought to bring John King, Dr Sanjay Gupta and Wolf Blitzer.

    Cause if you're going to be in a vicious cockfight, bring a guy named Wolf.

  • damnitjanet

    I would have his beautiful silver-haired gay babies.

  • God, he's my spirit animal.

  • He DOES look like an animal-human hybrid. A hot animal-human hybrid, but a hybrid nonetheless. Maybe if a falcon and John Slattery had done the dirty.

  • Dragon's blood and unicorn hair, my man. Dragon's blood and unicorn hair.

  • e jerry powell

    With those Vanderbilts it's often difficult to say.

  • Meow.

  • hapl0

    RrreoowwWW...

  • Is anyone surprised that Pamela thinks deleting that tweet means the whole thing will go away?

  • DeltaJuliet

    I love me a bitchy man. Must be why I love Daniel Craig so......

  • Mrs. Julien

    Ummm.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    To be fair, coconut flan is fantastic.

  • ,

    Pamela Weiss looks kinda hot, but I guess Anderson doesn't need to take that into consideration.

  • BAM

    Man, why do gays get all the awesome role models?

  • googergieger

    He is an Aunt Tom.

  • NateMan

    Because straight men can't be bitchy to women without being accused of misogyny (or being flat out guilty of it) or looking like petulant little boys. Although, to be fair, AC is far better at it than any straight guy I've seen make the attempt anyway.

  • googergieger

    But you just dumb. *two snaps in a circle*

  • Rochelle

    Gay men get accused of misogyny too. But AC bitch slaps only the deserving, regardless of gender. I accuse him of awesomeness.

  • I Feel Bad About Anderson Cooper's Turkey Neck by Nora Ephron.

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