After These Disturbing Messages, We'll Be Right Back: Commercials That Make Your Blood Boil
Okay, cool, now that we've insulted gay men, who can we piss off next? Well, this greasy-faced fella has to ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIS WIFE FOR FIVE SECONDS. NOOOOO! SHE'S TALKING ABOUT PAINT COLORS! THE HUMANITY!
I have an idea for the next in their series. How about that pretty red-headed wife character has to endure five seconds of her loathsome husband making the sex on her. After which, she can sort of shove him off and have a sexy dance party with some scantily clad men while eating ice cream. Come on, tell me that wouldn't make you want a Klondike bar.
Finally, I just want to take a quick sec to say some nasty things about a very cute child. Have you seen these Toyota Highlander commercials where a cherubic little Zack Morris wannabe calls his parents dorks? I hate this kid. There are, like, five of these commercials and with each spot the desire to slap the angelic little curls off his head grows ever stronger. I hate this kid, I hope his parents put him in a time out forever. I hate him more than that Eddie Haskell Dell kid. And that's a lot.
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