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Admin's Baby Name Is?

By admin | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (69)



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Well that was exciting and totally different from the other two spawn of my loins. This one was longer, harder and bloodier than those before. Wife and baby are doing fine and, holy balls, is my lady a trooper. Au natural all the way then she got up, kicked the doctor in the junk and said “give me my behbeh!” Fucking rockstar all the way.

The kid is pure admin. Strong as a rabid moose, loud as a beaver in heat and pretty as a baby seal (freshly clubbed of course). She was born with a birthmark shaped like a maple leaf, a toque on her head and ice skates already strapped to her dainty feet. When I held her for the first time I said that she would have the world and she reached out her tiny hand to grasp my finger. I thought it was cute until she sank her talons into my tender flesh (the doctor has since assured me that they are only baby fingernails) but she knows that she owns this joint. Mrs. Admin and I are aware that such strength and beauty is deserved of a name that has equal majesty and thustly we named her accordingly.

Ladies, gentlemen and Skitz may I present:

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Congratulations Celery, now bow before your empress!

Oh, and before you start with the mounting jokes, branded, consider how many men have died trying to scale that peak. I gauran-fucking-tee you, twice as many will perish attempting to scale these ones.

(Celery: That’s one free Pajiba T-Shirt for you, the next time one goes on order. — DR)









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Comments

Aww, congrats! She's lovely and so's her name. I'm very happy for you all!

Posted by: Lainey at August 10, 2009 8:51 PM

She's adorable, I'm really happy for you guys no matter what the paternity results say.

Posted by: Manny at August 10, 2009 8:52 PM

Congrats!
And good lord, that is quite a name to live up to.
Please tell me you're putting that version of her birth story into her baby book. It's way better than what most kids hear about their grand entry.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 10, 2009 8:53 PM

Sweet! Congratulations admin and family. Babies are delicious.

Posted by: Cindy at August 10, 2009 8:54 PM

I have been waiting and refreshing to see this name! I loves it! Congrats again!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits (aka Dangle McGee) at August 10, 2009 8:54 PM

Girls are the best. Boys are stinky.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 10, 2009 8:56 PM

Congratulations! She looks beautiful and ready to take on the world. Everest is a good name, quirky but not too odd, and not prone to being misspelled.

Btw, how loud exactly is a beaver in heat?

Posted by: MM at August 10, 2009 8:59 PM

Btw, how loud exactly is a beaver in heat?

Posted by: MM at August 10, 2009 8:59 PM
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Don't know, but I'm well acquainted with the sound of a von Beaverplatz in heat.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 10, 2009 9:08 PM

Awww, Congrats on the new addition. She is beautiful.

Oh, and Mrs. Admin deserves uninterupted pampering for weeks and weeks. It takes a very strong woman indeed to go au natural (or one filled with immeasurable anger, either way treat, her well).

Posted by: Eyvi at August 10, 2009 9:18 PM

doh! Stupid misplaced comma.

Posted by: Eyvi at August 10, 2009 9:19 PM

Congrats, Mr. & Mrs. Admin!
A precious gift, to be sure and a great name.
Ditto on the pampering advice... you'll be glad that you did.

Posted by: Spender at August 10, 2009 9:37 PM

Tee hee! @ ,

Aw, admin, she's so ... smooshy. Yay for smooshy new babies!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 10, 2009 9:38 PM

I've told you already, but she's fantastic!

Like they've done with the mountain, I think you'd do well to clearly delineate the "death zone" to any would-be mountaineers.

Posted by: branded at August 10, 2009 9:38 PM

Congrats, admin!

Everest is a good strong name. It's no Apanda, but it'll do.

Posted by: jM at August 10, 2009 9:40 PM

Fantastic name! For realz, yo.

So many base camp jokes to be made as well... Must restrain self until at least 3rd birthday...

Posted by: popejenn at August 10, 2009 9:42 PM

I've thought of some left-of-center names in my day, but I've never thought of Everest. I love it!

Congratulations!

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Posted by: william at August 10, 2009 9:55 PM

Congratulations! She's a cutie.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 10, 2009 9:56 PM

I love the name. It is beautiful, and so is she. Canadian women, eh? Kick yo ass they will. Mrs. Admin is a goddess.

Posted by: replica at August 10, 2009 10:02 PM

Aw, even Spambot is feeling the love.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 10, 2009 10:09 PM

Woohoo! Congratulations! She's lovely and that's a great name.

Posted by: Jessica at August 10, 2009 10:12 PM

Congrats, pal.

Posted by: Sean at August 10, 2009 10:12 PM

Aw, looks like even Spambot is thrilled for you!

A beautiful name for a beautiful baby warrior-girl. Many congratulations to you and your family!

Posted by: ShinyKate at August 10, 2009 10:14 PM

D'oh! MelBiv, ya beat me to it!

Posted by: ShinyKate at August 10, 2009 10:16 PM

I'm waiting for a troll to come around these parts so I can see Admin tear its throat out like a rabid Canadian wolverine.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 10, 2009 10:22 PM

she looks delicious!
*imagines swaddling clothes are tortillas*

Posted by: gp at August 10, 2009 10:32 PM

Congratulations, Admin! She's gorgeous, and I love her name! Buy yourself a shotgun and start cleaning it - it's going to come in handy when the boys start showing up at your door!

Posted by: Superfish at August 10, 2009 10:43 PM

Congrats, admin! Can I secretly call her Evie? Please? Ms. Admin - a heroic and wonderful effort for which I don't imagine I will ever have the stamina or strength. Congrats to you, too - feel well again soon.

BTW, Manny, you made me laugh my drink through my nose.

Posted by: staramour at August 10, 2009 10:45 PM

Congrats all around to the Admin family. I may be biased, but this is a great day to have a birthday. And she's a million times cuter than the other people I know born this day.

Au Natural? She was probably chewing on a tire like it was beef jerky and drinking transmission fluid while watching Shark Week during the delivery. That, my friends, is a tough woman, get her anything she wants, demands or politely requests.

Posted by: Rubble44 at August 10, 2009 10:55 PM

YAY! Awesome name, congrats to the whole family, but especially to Mrs. Admin. I did the natural thing too, and it's pretty much hell, but then you get that lovely smooshy awesome creature at the end, so it's good.

He's got three girls now, y'all. I told Mr. Snuggie this and he just thought about it, shook his head and whispered "damn." I think he's in awe of admin and his bravery.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 10, 2009 11:06 PM

What a beautiful name for a beautiful little girl. With a name like that an a Mom like Mrs. Admin, she will be a force to be reckoned with.

Posted by: Girl With Curious Hair at August 10, 2009 11:14 PM

Welcome Everest!!

You share your birthday with my niece, who is awesome.

Ice cream for the mama!

Posted by: Jerce at August 10, 2009 11:15 PM

Congratulations, man, very nice work.

Shall we begin the betrothal ceremonies now? Or do my Oliver and Kolby's Everett have to fight to the death first to take Everest's hand?

If Oliver wins I expect the dowry within the fortnight.

Posted by: Snath at August 10, 2009 11:17 PM

Everest? I love it! And Admin, she is an absolute cutie. To you and the missus, I say: well done!

Posted by: meaux at August 10, 2009 11:20 PM

Thanks all. I was reading the site during the labour and you crazy fuckers helped keep Mrs. in good spirits.

Snath I expect an epic battle a la Kirk vs. Spock. Let the winner claim the spoils. However, I look forward to receiving your dowery immediately upon victory, should it occur. ONE AMERICAN DOLLAR! I shall buy this country and had it to her highness upon a nickle platter.

Posted by: admin at August 10, 2009 11:35 PM

Congrats to admin and his truly amazing wife!

Seriously, dude, you've got one hell of a lady there. Your baby girl is beautiful and clearly has the look of an ass-kicker about her. Seriously, Everest is the name of a Zombie Slayer if I ever heard one.

YAY CUTE BABY!

Posted by: Kayanne at August 11, 2009 12:22 AM

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Xtreme at August 11, 2009 12:51 AM

I can't wait until the day when I impregnate a girl so I can name my son Sir Edmund Hillary Marcet just to arrange a marriage with you.

We shall join our families as one!

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at August 11, 2009 1:46 AM

Everest? The poor child.


But congratulations to your cute kid.

Posted by: FabMax at August 11, 2009 6:15 AM

pretty nice name... although u wouldnt want to go to far on the naming kids as mountains k-2 would either be awesome or terrible depending on the kid.

You should see if your kid can now get a half chinese half indian passport.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at August 11, 2009 7:02 AM

Everest? Admin, I'm going to get awfully brutal from here on. You don't have to read ahead, and can lash back all you want in the spirit of fairness.

That's not even a name. If you want to call your kid Everest, that's fine, but that shit's what nicknames are for. There's nothing wrong with giving your kid a normal name, and then an outlandish nickname. That way, your kid can have as many ridiculous names as you want. My nicknames include Goda (Grandpa had Alzhei-mer's, and mixed up my name with the name of a Japanese guy he met.) and Geordy (I'm the fifth or sixth George in the family, Grandpa was still alive, we need- ed some way to differentiate.) But I'm not named those things, because despite not always seeing eye to eye, my parents knew not to give me a name that doesn't make any god damn sense, and have it wind up on my birth certificate.

Admin, I know I'm being rather heartless insulting your name choice, but what the hell ever happened to nicknames? There not just for playground kids to use to mock you endlessly. They serve a purpose, damnit.

Cute kid, though.

Posted by: George at August 11, 2009 8:04 AM

Urg, I feel like such a fucking troll. But I'll not back down. I shall let admin charge in like the maple syrup drunk Canadian I assume all Canadians are. Your people are way to easy to pick on, for the second largest country on the planet.

Posted by: George at August 11, 2009 8:09 AM

Awesome, awesome, awesome. Congrats, admin and Lady Admin and welcome to the twisted world of Pajiba, little Everest. Beautiful baby, beautiful name.

A case of Molson is on the way...

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 11, 2009 8:36 AM

Aw, I feel even worse, and no one's even said anything yet. Just forget everything I wrote. Fuck, I need a shower. Sorry bout the comment.

Posted by: George at August 11, 2009 8:38 AM

Don't be silly, George. He can call her Very, because she is *so very*.

(There's also Evie (long e) or Evy (short e).)

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 8:38 AM

Everest is the name of one of my very favorite characters from web-comic-dom. In the comic (Octopus Pie), they call her Eve.

And her lil bro is named: Rushmore. They call him Mor

I think the name is adorable. she will come up with her own nickname and be happy. As someone with an unconventional name, I must say I turned out none worse for wear.

Octupus Pie if you're so inclined

Posted by: VinKong at August 11, 2009 9:00 AM

good job! what an honour.

if she ever needs some advice on how to live with and benefit from a strange first name, then give me a call.

i'd opt for "ever" or "ev" or "evy" (soft e), as a nickname. "eve" is too biblical (for my taste, anyway).

by the way, i'm late to the game because my browsers have had a lot of trouble opening pajiba lately.... is it the ads? not sure.

Posted by: celery at August 11, 2009 9:12 AM

It's funny to me, being a father, reading certain things actually makes my blood boil. I'm guessing some people 'round here aren't parents. Because if they were, they'd understand that you DO NOT fuck with peoples children unless you're interested in really pissing off people. Why can't you just keep your damned opinions to yourself sometimes?

Posted by: Xtreme at August 11, 2009 9:41 AM

AvB, Evey (short e) is my daughter's nickname, too.

Posted by: Snath at August 11, 2009 9:52 AM

I know it's a little vintage, but do you think little Admin would like my "Mount Everest, It's Better With A Woman On Top" T-shirt?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 11, 2009 10:00 AM

I know, Snath! See, she'd be in great company!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 10:02 AM

Shall we begin the betrothal ceremonies now? Or do my Oliver and Kolby's Everett have to fight to the death first to take Everest's hand?

Give us a time and a place and E will be there, squeaky hammer in hand.

And I'm with Xtreme - the man just welcomed his new daughter to the world, keep your opinions about the baby's name (which I happen to think is rather fucking awesome) to your damn self.

Congratulations Family Admin!

Posted by: Kolby at August 11, 2009 10:04 AM

I'm sure that by the time she hits middle school age our species will have evolved to the point where tween boys will no longer feel the need to tell her they would like to "climb Everest's mountains" every 15 seconds, right?

Right?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 11, 2009 10:08 AM

dang dong. that's the sweetest thing i've ever seen on pajiba.
congrats admin, mama, & everest!
what will be the first movie you show her?

Posted by: gem at August 11, 2009 10:30 AM

Kids rarely call ech other by their first names. My eldest has an odd, two syllable name and they've shortened it to one. Ev (short e) will be just fine.

Plus, the way our education system is going, kids won't have a fucking clue that Mount Everest even exists.

And becuase it's Tuesday:

George is trolling page
her highness with fiendish glee
first on the altar

Posted by: admin at August 11, 2009 11:20 AM

Congrats Admin and family. One more for the good side.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2009 11:24 AM

HA! I started a reply to buc before like "It's cute that you think the kids will know what Mount Everest is!" but then my stupid job expected me to stupid work or something. Stupid jobs. I mean please.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 11:28 AM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YAY!! plus one for Saskatchewan!

Another Riders fan I hope?

Posted by: Wormer at August 11, 2009 12:32 PM

Admin,

You raise a good point. Canuck education system is as bad as ours?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 11, 2009 12:44 PM

Shit on George. That's just wrong, especially in a celebratory thread announcing her birth. Does he also show up at weddings and announce that he's taking odds on when the divorce will be, then take a big dump in the punch bowl?

I'm a fan of classic names and I LOVE Everest. I bet I can't find two kids who even know it's a mountain anymore. They'll just think she has a kick-ass zombie-slaying murdertank-driving name.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 11, 2009 1:07 PM


She's just adorable, and I'm loving the name more every time I hear it.

OhmyGOD we totally need for Baby Snath and Baby Admin to get together and get married and they will be the most fiercesome pair to ever rule the galaxy--under the watchful eye of Godtopus, aka Kolbaby. SO AWESOME.

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 2:20 PM

Will the next one be named Kilimanjaro?

Actually, that might be kind of an awesome name. You could call it Killer for short. I still think babies are funny-looking creatures, but congrats on the new addition, Admin. Hope you have lots of fun. Or whatever it is people do with newborns.

Posted by: Cuno at August 11, 2009 4:05 PM

Congratulations! Now hand Mrs Admin that icepack for between her legs.

Everest, eh? I can sort of see that working. (Hampered slightly, though, by the fact that here in the UK, Everest is a well-known double-glazing company...)

Posted by: Tarn at August 11, 2009 4:06 PM

Awwww, she looks every other baby I ever saw when they were first born! Coochie-coo!

Have to say, not sold on the name...Oh, I know! Spell it like she's a rapper!! EVA-REST!!!

Posted by: elzupasmonkey at August 11, 2009 4:47 PM

Not like you care, but the name... not diggin' it.

I do wish parents would save their "creative" impulses for pets' names or their own screen names on websites like this.

Also, not sure why people give their kids names, then announce they don't intend to use them. "Oh, we can call him/her ________." Then why didn't you just do that in the first place?

Posted by: Slash at August 11, 2009 6:27 PM

I think Everest is a bitchin' name--way cooler than something douchey like...APPLE, for instance (for real, Gwyneth??).

Congrats to you and the family. She's a cutie.

Posted by: bonnie at August 11, 2009 7:06 PM

A thousand congratulations. Newborns always make me tear up.

And Everest is a gorgeous name. It's going to be a really cool moment when one of her friends goes, "Evie stands for Evelyn, right?" and your daughter says, self-deprecatingly but with obvious pride, "Actually, it's Everest."

Posted by: Ling at August 11, 2009 8:15 PM

RE Ling at August 11, 2009 8:15 PM
"It's going to be a really cool moment when one of her friends goes, 'Evie stands for Evelyn, right?' and your daughter says, self-deprecatingly but with obvious pride, 'Actually, it's Everest.'"


Or, more likely: "Yeah, it's the name of a mountain or something..." (ROLLS EYES) "My parents thought it was cool. I guess it's better than 'Apple.'" (SHAKES HEAD) "That poor bitch, her mom must have been on crack or something when they came up with that shit..."

Posted by: Slash at August 12, 2009 11:12 AM

She's lovely, admin.
Slash, this may not be a great spot to post your irritation with names.
People get worked up over even the easiest regular names though, say if you have two letter "A"s in Rachael. So either way someone will criticize.

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