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A Tale Of Two Teams…With Paternally Inspired Bias

By C. Robert Dimitri | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (34)



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At the beginning of these Major League Baseball playoffs, I read somewhere that if you wanted to see a World Series that included the two teams representing the longest suffering franchises, then the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers were your teams of choice. The Yankees are gluttons for titles. The Phillies won only two years ago. The Braves won it in 1995, and the Reds won it in 1990. The Twins recently were the victims of domination by the Yankees in the playoffs, but they have two championships to their credit from 1987 and 1991. The Tampa Bay Rays have never won the World Series, but they have only been in existence for fifteen years, and they did win the American League two years ago.

So for those of you who enjoy “spreading the wealth,” as President Obama might say, this is the World Series for you. The Giants have taken several trips to the World Series, although most of those came in the first half of the twentieth century as the New York Giants. Their last victory was 56 years ago against the Cleveland Indians (a franchise and city that are no slouch either in craving said wealth), a four-game sweep in 1954 that came a few years before their move to San Francisco in 1958. Since that move to the west coast, the Giants appeared in the World Series only three additional times: a seven-game loss to the Yankees in 1962, a sweep by the Oakland Athletics in the 1989 event (marred by the tragic earthquake at the Series midpoint), and most recently another seven-game loss to the Anaheim Angels at the powerful paws of the Angels’ rally monkey. (I hesitated and asked myself when typing that last sentence: does a monkey have a paw or a hand? Then I remembered the story “The Monkey’s Paw” and concluded that my phrasing was acceptable.)

The Rangers began as the expansion Washington Senators in 1961, replacing the previous Washington Senators franchise that had relocated to Minnesota and become the Twins. They moved to Texas in 1971, and in their entire team history they never once qualified for the American League Championship Series, much less the World Series. Three playoff appearances in 1996, 1998, and 1999, saw rapid defeats to the eventual champion New York Yankees in each instance.

Thus, with that prelude of so many seasons ended without the sport’s ultimate glory, we arrive at the 2010 World Series. The title will be earned by one of these two teams, each with its own fan base eager to finally celebrate, and each having defeated the favored teams in the playoffs in their respective leagues. Game one will be played tonight.

My devotion to the Texas Rangers began in the summer of 1989. My interest in baseball started later than my interest in basketball or football, but I remember watching many televised games with my father on summer nights and quickly finding its appeal.

Those early years were the Nolan Ryan era in Texas; Ryan, already a veteran of Major League Baseball for over twenty years, joined the Rangers at age 42 and played for another five seasons. My dad and I saw Ryan’s 297th win against the Red Sox in person, which would be the first of many Major League Baseball games I attended, as treks down to Arlington Stadium became an annual ritual. While with the Rangers, Ryan won his three hundredth game, racked up career strikeouts 5000 through 5714, and pitched his historic sixth and seventh career no-hitters.

My dad frequently did not stay awake for the ends of those games, particularly those played on the road against the Rangers’ AL West opponents. That sixth no-hitter in 1990 was played against the Athletics in Oakland. I myself watched the conclusion of that game in bed and excitedly dashed down the hall to my dad’s bedroom to verify that he had not fallen asleep in front of the television once again. (He had.)

Nolan Ryan is now co-owner and team president of the Texas Rangers, and in my opinion that - on a team brimming with gratifying stories - might be the most satisfying. Playoff appearances were rare in Ryan’s lengthy career, and his only World Series appearance occurred way back in 1969, when he helped the “Miracle Mets” to the title. Now he has returned to baseball’s greatest stage.

The most visible story on the Rangers this season has been that of Josh Hamilton. Outfielder Hamilton began his career in Major League Baseball as one of its most promising prospects, before drug and alcohol addiction sent him to the brink of professional and personal destruction. He has bounced back to the status of AL batting champion and ALCS Most Valuable Player. The Rangers’ playoff celebrations thus far have included ginger ale in lieu of the traditional champagne out of respect for Hamilton’s condition. That is the sort of redemptive tale sports sometimes offers us that not even the most jaded person could resist.

Nine-time All-Star Vladimir Guerrero has had a long and successful career in the majors since 1996 with the Expos and Angels before joining the Rangers in 2010 as a designated hitter. This will be his first World Series. Between 2004 and 2006, he was particularly irksome to the Rangers while with the Angels, as he put together a 44-game hitting streak exclusively against the Rangers.

Pitching ace Cliff Lee joined the Rangers in a trade with the Seattle Mariners about halfway through this season. Lee dominated in the 2009 playoffs while with the Phillies, although ultimately it was a losing effort against the Yankees, despite the fact that Lee won the two World Series games that he started. In the 2010 playoffs, Lee has exhibited an even higher level of excellence, and he will start game one against similarly impressive Giants ace Tim Lincecum.

Perhaps the most interesting story on the Rangers team, at least from a baseball trivia perspective, is catcher Bengie Molina. Molina played for the Giants for the past few seasons and was instrumental in the development of the Giants pitching staff before being traded to the Rangers in June of this season. As a result of playing so many games for both teams that are in the Series this year, Molina will actually earn a World Series ring regardless of which team wins. Thirty-six-year-old Molina already has a World Series championship, however; he earned it in 2002 while playing for the Angels against the Giants.

Discussing and watching sports have always been my easiest means for bonding with my father. I am certain that particular father-son dynamic — making the default discourse the commiseration over how our teams stink or the enjoyment of their occasional successes — is not too rare in our culture. That lack of uniqueness does not make it any less resonant or valuable to me. If one were to psychoanalyze me, I imagine that tie might be the first and most critical factor in my sports fandom. When the Rangers finished off the Yankees in the ALCS, my dad sent a couple emails that night to his progeny; the second message made a point of describing his celebratory drink of choice. That put a smile on my face, and I am left amazed by how these trivial contests can be so emotionally gratifying. I hope the Rangers win the World Series for him.

Of course, somewhere there is a guy who is about my age. He was a kid not that different from me, but he grew up near San Francisco. His story of following baseball is much like mine. He might have been pushed away from baseball by the steroids flap just as I was for much of this decade. He has a dad too, who sends him weekly emails cynically assessing the state of the teams they follow. They have experienced a long wait as well. Fundamentally we are no different, but our diametrically opposed emotions will hinge in opposite directions with each game’s result.

We cannot both win.

C. Robert Dimitri is nothing more than your average American sports fan that has spent far too many hours in front of the television and has absolutely no further credentials. He reserves the right to change any opinions expressed here; unlike the practice of bandwagon sports loyalty, there is virtue in shifting a position when given new information.









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Comments

I'm not a particularly rabid sports fan to begin with and I've never much liked baseball. But, the year that my husband and I moved to Arizona (from Texas), the AZ Diamondbacks ended up in the World Series. I, in typical fashion, whined like a big baby when my husband tried to watch the games and I usually ended up in another room. That is, until a couple of games into the series when I finally watched a game and realized just how exciting it was. The night of game 7, I was trying to get the baby to sleep so I was rocking her in her room. And that's when I heard it - shouts and cheers coming from the entire aprtment complex. Yep - Randy Johnson had just hit the game and Series winning home run - and I missed it!

We have since moved back to Texas. I still don't watch baseball as a general rule, but I am pretty stoked about this Series. Even my parents - whome I have never known to watch baseball - are excited about this Series. Good times.

Posted by: elsie at October 27, 2010 1:35 PM

You want to talk long-suffering franchise? The Chicago Cubs are so long-suffering that the only way their fans can comfort ourselves is with inane mantras like "next year," and turning our hopeless fandom into some perverse sort of pride. That's right, we love our team no matter what. And somehow still try to convince ourselves they're worth it. But lately the bitterness has started to creep in...

Anyways, no-one does a championship drought like Chicago. The Cubs are just our ultimate example.

Posted by: GwenBear at October 27, 2010 1:49 PM

Kudos, C. Dimitri, to you and your father for sticking with such a inept franchise whose only successes had previously been mercilessly curb-stomped by the late '90s Yankee dynasty. Seeing the 2010 Yankees get beat so thoroughly (every Rangers win was by 5+ runs) was fantastic.

However, I fear for your sanity if you lose the Series to this Giants team because of they way they win games. Let me explain:

Getting blown out or dominated in this situation is the best way to lose. You never had a chance and you can tip your cap to the other team. Conversely, losing one run games to an inferior opponent that sometimes struggles to even get the ball out of the infield will haunt you for years. Ask Phillies fans how they lost that series and they'll probably shrug and start mumbling about stupid beards and unfair strike zones. As a Red Sox fan, I know a little something about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, so ignore my warnings at your own risk.

Anyway, enjoy the Series!

Posted by: Kballs at October 27, 2010 1:50 PM

Yep - Randy Johnson had just hit the game and Series winning home run - and I missed it!

*holding back laughter*

Umm, that did not happen.

Posted by: Kballs at October 27, 2010 1:54 PM

I can't believe the Rangers are in the World Series. I used to watch their games as frequently as I could, but stopped when the steroids flap really kicked up and it just seemed like there were no honest players anymore. The whole team seemed to be getting traded or moving on as free agents and it just wasn't fun. So I stopped watching.

Now, what the frak, now...

Posted by: lubeg at October 27, 2010 1:55 PM

Longest suffering teams:

Ever heard of the Chicago Cubs?
No World Series win in over a hundred years (1908) Not even an appearance in the Series since '45.

My good ol' Montreal Expos (R.I.P.) only made the playoffs once, in '81 (Kill Rick Monday!) & in '94 had the best record in MLB when the strike hit. Tbe following year, the cheap bastard owners let their five best players walk away for nothing.
(They've been dead to me since relocation to D.C.)

You could also make a case for Pittsburgh Pirates in a few years, should current trends continue. At least Texas & San Fran have had winning seasons in the past 2 decades.

Posted by: hascimh at October 27, 2010 1:59 PM

C-Rob was pretty clear about the whole "longest suffering teams", guys. He said "At the beginning of these Major League Baseball playoffs", not at the beginning of the Major League Baseball season.

The Cubbies didn't make the playoffs, thus, they were out of the discussion.

I'd like to see the Texas Rangers win. They've never won before and I have some friends who are fans. That's enough for me. Then again, I probably wont watch more than 15 minutes of the series in total. Between my Center Ice Package and NFL/college football, I have more than enough sports on my plate.

In fact, I totally forgot that the NBA season started last night and that Miami Heat played their first game of the season, because I was watching Toronto/Florida and excited about watching Round 3 of The Battle Of Alberta.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at October 27, 2010 2:11 PM

The Giants are gonna with, you sonuvabitch.

Posted by: sars at October 27, 2010 2:24 PM

hascimh,

It's a hair-splitting contest when ranking the longest-suffering MLB franchises, but the top four are undoubtedly the Cubs, Rangers, Indians, and Giants (in no particular order). Every other "suffering" team either hasn't suffered enough or nobody gives a shit about their team anyway.

As for picking your favorite losers, this handy list might help:

If you like your suffering to be long and incessant, you take the Cubs. Most will point toward the Red Sox' 86 year drought as a mirror of the Cubs, but the Red Sox were much more successful and unlucky than the Cubs during that span. Starting in the '40s, the Red Sox had legitimate shots at the title in every decade shot down by the Yankees or, when they reached the series, the best NL team of that particular decade (i.e. best record). Ironically, the Cubs resembled the White Sox in their suffering until 2005. If not for Michael Jordan, Steve Bartman's head would still be on a spike above city hall.

If you like your suffering to involve decades-worth of terrible seasons, you take the Rangers. They've sucked mountains of ass and have been horribly pathetic for long stretches.

If you like your suffering to involved decades-worth of terrible seasons interspersed with amazingly talented teams that get beat in agonizing ways, you take the Indians. That actually describes every professional Cleveland team. That city is cursed as fuck (see: Browns vs. Broncos in the '80s, Michael Jordan's entire career against the Cavaliers, LeBron taking a giant shit on their hearts, etc.).

And finally, if you like your suffering to exist only in the newest location for your franchise where all of their successes occurred 3,000 miles away, you take the Giants. And 2002 was just cruel.

Posted by: Kballs at October 27, 2010 2:25 PM

My dad is a lifelong Giants fan (despite having lived his entire life in North Carolina), so I'm super excited to see them do so well. Plus, it's a ragtag group, and I love that in a baseball team. They're just so darn likeable and goofy.

However, going back to my North Carolina roots, Josh Hamilton is THE MAN. I live in Raleigh (his hometown) and I'll admit to being completely enthralled by his inspiring and holyfuckingshit! story. I mean, dude once had to ask his father-in-law to loan him $2,000 because a check he wrote to a drug dealer bounced (who knew drug dealers took checks?). He's also by all accounts an incredibly nice guy who just got a little too much money (and a little too much freedom) at a young age. If the dude keeps up the amazing play (and stays sober), it'll turn out to be one of the most unbelievable stories in the history of sports. Go Josh! Go Giants!

Posted by: Emma at October 27, 2010 2:27 PM

This post, and specifically this parenthetical -- "(I hesitated and asked myself when typing that last sentence: does a monkey have a paw or a hand? Then I remembered the story “The Monkey’s Paw” and concluded that my phrasing was acceptable.)" -- have secured my man-crush on you, C-Rob/Darth.

Go, go, Texas Rangers!

Posted by: RobP at October 27, 2010 2:33 PM

And on a slightly different personal note, I was pretty shocked how emotional I got for each Rangers win against the Yankees. I was a huge fan as a kid until the Yanks and steroids just destroyed any interested I had in pro baseball. I follow their season every year, but I never watched a game, again, until about two years ago. And then Josh Hamilton owned that Homerun Derby, and I started watching and following much, much closer. I'm not ashamed to admit to a few tears last Friday night.

Posted by: RobP at October 27, 2010 2:38 PM

Texas has to win.

1) They beat the Evil Empire
2) The Giants beat my beloved Phillies.
3) ERA/RBI/ERGO, the Rangers WIN!

Posted by: Estelle at October 27, 2010 2:42 PM

See, I don't want to get my hopes up... You know... "Kick ass, Rangers!" and all. But... I don't want to get my hopes up only to have them crushed.

Posted by: lubeg at October 27, 2010 2:48 PM

ForbiddenDonut you're right, I misread that. I still feel wrong mentioning long-suffering franchises WITHOUT talking about the Cubs though, but I know full well I'm biased in that area.

And Kballs, you're right, there are various kinds of suffering. I'm just so constantly surrounded by the long and incessant kind, I sometimes forget to give the other kinds the respect they deserve.

Posted by: GwenBear at October 27, 2010 3:07 PM

This is a tough one for me. I have spent the lion's share of my life in the DFW area but lived in Philly for two years and now am in Pacifica, CA, just south of San Francisco.

Philly did it two years ago so I'm cool with them being out but hmmm...I'm a Texas girl through and through so by rights should go for my home team [except the 'boys. "How 'bout dem 'boys?!" "How 'bout 'Fuck you?'" Arggh, I hate those fuckers. And their piece of shit owner and his goddamned shrine to himself that no die-hard, working-class oil-field-trash (meant in the best way as I am the daughter of oil-field-trash) fan can possibly afford to get into. *seeth*] but I digress.

Anyway, I'm a Texas girl but love San Francisco. This series is all good.

Posted by: Tough Call at October 27, 2010 3:15 PM

@GwenBear

"Anyways, no-one does a championship drought like Chicago. The Cubs are just our ultimate example."

Pretty sure the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup last year...

Posted by: Mark P. at October 27, 2010 3:21 PM

Ask Phillies fans how they lost that series and they'll probably shrug and start mumbling about stupid beards and unfair strike zones.

Actually, we lost it because we are the kings of stranding people on bases.

But that beard WAS stupid :p

Posted by: Julie at October 27, 2010 3:22 PM

I'm glad the Giants are in, (I'm a Padre fan but live in San Francisco) but I'm also annoyed that the WS will screw up my commutes home. Can't they make this a one game, winner takes all?

Posted by: JapJay at October 27, 2010 3:23 PM

As a lifelong Rangers and Cubbies fan, I am ecstatic to finally be involved in a world series. So much so that I'm in San Francisco on maxed out credit cards.

Posted by: reinag at October 27, 2010 3:31 PM

Mark P. - Oh I know. I'm actually still celebrating that (hockey is my favorite sport.) But keep in mind that Stanley Cup came after a 49 years of our Men of Four Feathers failing to achieve the Stanley Cup, easily the longest they ever went without winning. The White Sox (Godtopus forgive me for even mentioning them) had gone about 88 years without a world series before they won 2005. The Bears are certainly headed this direction, with our last Super Bowl win in 1985.

Basically if it weren't for the Bulls, Chicago sports fans might have been committing suicide in droves by the early 2000s.

Posted by: GwenBear at October 27, 2010 4:16 PM

Last year's World Series loss hurt...but not that badly. Same with this year's NLCS. I was bummed for about 10 minutes,then I remembered how much fun it was when the Phillies won just two years before and I got over it. That World Series win could probably carry me through another few seasons. A lot of my friends feel the same way-we're riding pretty high even two years later.

And of course I wanted the Phils to get to the World Series this year once again, but I'm really happy for the two teams that made it. Give some other fans a reason to cheer themselves hoarse. :)

Posted by: Julie at October 27, 2010 4:39 PM

Thanks for the vigorous discussion and feedback, y'all. Those Cubs and Indians are indeed hard luck. I was speaking of these particular playoff teams, but if you're looking at Major League Baseball as a whole, I grant you that the Cubs seem to have the most misery to offer.

I agree that the city of Cleveland must win the current contest from the all-sports perspective. For the record, it was the Indians that lost to those Giants led back by Willie Mays back in '54, with the last Indians Series win coming in 1948. I was actually pondering a future column solely about all those Cleveland sports disasters. I was happy for those Red Sox fans in 2004, but it was difficult for me to have felt too sorry for them given the long-term success of the Celtics. The next time that Cleveland wins any major sports championship, I don't think we can begin to imagine the cathartic feelings that city will experience.

Enjoy the Series, everyone!

Posted by: C. Robert Dimitri at October 27, 2010 4:43 PM

I just want to say that it gives me warm fuzzies when Mr. Dimitri himself responds kindly and politely to my obnoxiously rabid Chicago sports fanaticism.

And also that I clearly had never thought through Cleveland's plight before, and am starting to feel seriously sympathetic towards any and all Cleveland sports fans.

Posted by: GwenBear at October 27, 2010 5:18 PM

I'm a second-generation Dallasite and a seventh-generation Texan (yep, before it was a state). I was born in 1970, so the Rangers are nearly as old as I am. When I was a kid, the away games were often not televised, so my dad would put his radio in the living room and I'd take some long-ass naps listening to the play by play that way. I can even remember what the guy's damn voice sounded like. I'd be jerked awake by "AND HE'S ROUNDING THE PLATES, AND HE'S HEADED FOR HOME" and my dad jumping off the couch, celebrating and getting another beer.

As a high schooler, I went to quite a few home games when they were in their old ballpark. It was fairly easy to get beer even being underaged if you caught the right beer guy going up and down the steps. Those games were beautiful, win or lose.

So you can probably imagine how this feels. I mean, even winning the ALC was amazing. I cried, for God's sake. We ran out to Arlington just to be with other fans. We celebrated long into the night after that last pitch, taking it away from the Yankees (which was just gorgeous).

The World Series? Hell's bells, that's like Santa showing up on December 26th and saying "HEY, I'M BRINGING YOU MORE, EVEN BIGGER PRESENTS AGAIN!!!" Seriously. I have to pinch myself. Every now and then I remember that it's real and just shake my head and smile.

Every game is going to be fun, win or lose. We're IN. THE. GODDAMNED. WORLD. SERIES. Go Rangers!

Posted by: Snuggiepants at October 27, 2010 5:21 PM

Good article,Grasshopper...at least I can still remember falling asleep at critical sports moments on TV.Did it Saturday during 2nd half of Tenn/Bama,but that was a merciful act.Ten years before you were born I fell asleep watching a B/W game on TV while your mom gave birth to your older brother.(They didn't allow dads in the delivery room then.)I got to watch the Kenny Rogers perfect game in color,and until now,that was one of my favorite Rangers moments.

Posted by: Texas Vol at October 27, 2010 5:28 PM

I don't recall Randy Johnson hitting a Series clinching home run. Are you think of Luis Gonzalez's single?

Posted by: Matt at October 27, 2010 5:49 PM

Oh, I don't know what I'm thinkning. It was a long time ago and I wasn't that into it until about halfway through the Series. I have a pretty clear celebratory picture in my head with Randy Johnson in it so I'm clearly just misremembering things.

The point was that I had just really gotten excited about it and ended up missing the winning play. Stupid baby.

Posted by: elsie at October 27, 2010 7:00 PM

Bets are the Cowboys are watching from Jerryland and sobbing like little girls :) At least someone in Dallas remembers how to win.

In all seriousness, I grew up here and the Rangers were always such a joke. I'm not a baseball fan, much less a Rangers fan, it's just unreal to see them doing ... well. I got to be at Game 2 against the Yankees and at the 5th inning when they were up and the fans were singing Deep in the Heart of Texas it was awesome. I knew I was watching history. That was the first home postseason victory that ballpark has ever seen. Our silly little Texas Rangers went from the auction block to the World freaking Series, in one season.

Posted by: Victoria at October 27, 2010 10:14 PM

Go Yankees!!!

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at October 28, 2010 2:15 AM

A California/East Bay girl at heart who spent some great years in Cincinnati, I'm full of warm feelings about this series. (I remember watching the pre-game Bay Bridge Series footage of the earthquake juuuuuust before we felt the shaking in San Leandro, thank you very much).

Aside from being thrilled that they took out Philly (which is the right and good punishment for taking out my Reds), it's also great to see the Giants killing it in the post-Bonds era. They're a scrappy, adorable team, and just try to deny the power of The Beard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0j1rmZVbM

He should be the next Pajiba mascot. Fear The Beard; Humm Baby! Go Giants!

Posted by: Tammy at October 28, 2010 10:59 AM

Baseball is not just bonding for sons and dads, but also for Mamas and their little boys. I am having the great fun of wathcing the series with my seven year old insanely addicted to baseball son. For some reason, at the age of 7, he has become sports guy. He will watch any game with any team on TV. When the Yankees came back to win one on the Rangers in the series, my son, in utter disgust said, "Just turn the TV off. I hate those Yankees. THey are the A-Word." I could not argue.

Posted by: Stephanie at October 28, 2010 11:16 AM

Stephanie >> That's one of the most wonderful stories I've ever heard.

Posted by: C. Robert Dimitri at October 28, 2010 3:24 PM

Or Robert, it could be a gal your age...GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 30, 2010 2:17 AM