A Cake Message That Says What You Didn't Have the Courage to Say to Her In Person
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A Cake Message That Says What You Didn't Have the Courage to Say to Her In Person

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | June 18, 2012 | Comments ()


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  • bleujayone

    "Sorry I tried to replace your dog with a duplicate instead of telling the truth." Yes, it was a big sheet cake.

  • hapl0

    Shouldn't it be sorry I inadvertently tried to put it in your butt because you cannot really put it in if its your her first time but I guess that'd be too long to fit here and too hard to read with all the other shit on it.

  • Guest

    The scary part is the bakery has this message as a standard offering.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    "Sorry I peed in your bug"

  • branded_redux

    What do you mean "Her"?

  • PaddyDog

    Really, really trying not to make a santorum joke.........

  • ,

    "Sorry I put it in your mutt"? What kind of sick freak fucks a dog? And then APOLOGIZES for it? I hang around here, so I think I know some sick motherfuckers, but this is a new low even for ...


    *reads cake again*

    Oh. Well, that's OK, then.

  • lowercase_ryan

    what what in the butt?

  • O-KAY!

  • PerpetualIntern

    This just made me laugh out loud in a very serious environment. Awesome.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Reminds me of that old joke "there's a party in my mouth..."

  • TheOriginalMRod

    A message from the aliens regarding the butt probe?

    Seems like they would've said sorry a little more high tech... like crop circles or something. Oh well, I guess it is the thought that counts. [*insert smiley face emoticon here...]

  • Neon

    The cake is a lie.

  • Mook


  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    If you ask first, you shouldn't have to apologize. Man some people are fucking amateurs.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Theory: 1) the message is referring to the cake. 2) The cake was a gift to Joss Whedon. In other words it's just a very clever way of saying that Joss Whedon shits rainbows. Which also tells us that it was Pajiba who sent it to him.

  • Oh, my husband's birthday is coming up. Now I have an idea of an "extra something special" that I can do for him on that day. By the way, I am talking about the cake and having the same message put on the cake. Not necessarily, putting something in his butt. Just thought I should clarify with this crowd.

  • Go ahead and do it, You know you wanna...

  • InternetMagpie

    It's chocolate cake, isn't it? With raspberry sauce?

  • AlabasterSalamander

    One of my pearls just left the stratosphere.

  • superasente

    Or delicious.

    I'm confused.

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