By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | June 18, 2012 | Comments (View)
(Obvious Winner via Gamma Squad)
"Sorry I tried to replace your dog with a duplicate instead of telling the truth." Yes, it was a big sheet cake.
Shouldn't it be sorry I inadvertently tried to put it in your butt because you cannot really put it in if its your her first time but I guess that'd be too long to fit here and too hard to read with all the other shit on it.
The scary part is the bakery has this message as a standard offering.
"Sorry I peed in your bug"
What do you mean "Her"?
Really, really trying not to make a santorum joke.........
"Sorry I put it in your mutt"? What kind of sick freak fucks a dog? And then APOLOGIZES for it? I hang around here, so I think I know some sick motherfuckers, but this is a new low even for ...
*reads cake again*
Oh. Well, that's OK, then.
what what in the butt?
This just made me laugh out loud in a very serious environment. Awesome.
Reminds me of that old joke "there's a party in my mouth..."
A message from the aliens regarding the butt probe?
Seems like they would've said sorry a little more high tech... like crop circles or something. Oh well, I guess it is the thought that counts. [*insert smiley face emoticon here...]
The cake is a lie.
If you ask first, you shouldn't have to apologize. Man some people are fucking amateurs.
Theory: 1) the message is referring to the cake. 2) The cake was a gift to Joss Whedon. In other words it's just a very clever way of saying that Joss Whedon shits rainbows. Which also tells us that it was Pajiba who sent it to him.
Oh, my husband's birthday is coming up. Now I have an idea of an "extra something special" that I can do for him on that day. By the way, I am talking about the cake and having the same message put on the cake. Not necessarily, putting something in his butt. Just thought I should clarify with this crowd.
Go ahead and do it, You know you wanna...
It's chocolate cake, isn't it? With raspberry sauce?
One of my pearls just left the stratosphere.
Gross. Or delicious.