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"You're On Your Own. Be On Your Own."

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 1, 2014 | Comments ()


iHeartRadio Music Awards on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Clear Channel is really going all in on promoting their streaming service. Performers include Pharrell, Kendrick Lamar, Ariana Grande, Arcade Fire, Bastille, Pitbull, Luke Bryan, Shakira, 30 Seconds to Mars, and more. Since the awards being given out include things like the first ever iHeartRadio Instagram award and were voted on by people on the internet, I’m sure some of those performers will be lucky enough to take home an award that has all the potential to become a very attractive door stop in the near future.

Grey’s Anatomy on ABC at 9:00pm ET. This is the “Farewell to Cristina” episode, and I realize I shouldn’t really be disappointed that it’s mostly being promoted through the return of the man who left her at the alter seven years ago. They’ve given me no reason to expect any better. And yes, I know that you’re all shocked that the show is still running and are surprised anyone is still watching it. Thank you for your input.

Portlandia on IFC at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.

Vikings on History at 10:00pm ET. Second season finale.

Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess will be sticking with Cristina Yang to the bitter end. Deal with it.

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  • Xtina Silva

    "Will be sticking with Cristina Yang to the bitter end"
    +1 .. no one, least of all myself, understands why I still watch Grey┬┤s, but it cannot possible be more than a couple of seasons left now. Have decided to just sit it out ...

  • Guest

    Sirens @ 10 on USA - First Season Finale.

    *Anyone know if the show is getting a second season.

  • Jericho Smith

    Don't worry Hon...Someday you'll find yourself a man too.

    **Closes hatch on bomb shelter**

    **Checks to make sure there's a single round in gun, just in case**

  • e jerry powell

    I'm still trying to determine how I feel about Black Box. I'm mostly disappointed to know that the primary reason it exists right now is that Kerry Washington still hasn't dropped that baby. I plan on developing a drinking game, though. Any time Dr. Black ramps up to full-blown mania in less than 24 hours, do a tequila shot. Any time a historical "bipolar genius" is mentioned, chug a beer. Any time a gratuitous manic episode results in gratuitous sex, the least drunk person in the room has to make a round of Sex on the Beaches, etc.

    Maybe Black Box and Grey's Anatomy should swap timeslots.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Judging by the pilot episode, you will be most seriously impaired by the end of the program. You'd best take adequate precautions against alcohol poisoning.

  • e jerry powell

    She didn't quite have an episode during this episode. The whole thing just went REALLY SOAPY. It's been years since I've heard so much expository dialogue in a single hour.

    I guess she's supposed to be more fun than Dr. Sacks.

    (Speaking personally, I'd rather watch Dr. Sacks having sex in the on-call room.)

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I have to agree with the decision at least as far as it concerns Kerry Washington. She is a tiny lady, and the efforts to hide her growing belly were seriously not working. It was laughably obvious towards the last few episodes.

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