"You're On Your Own. Be On Your Own."
iHeartRadio Music Awards on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Clear Channel is really going all in on promoting their streaming service. Performers include Pharrell, Kendrick Lamar, Ariana Grande, Arcade Fire, Bastille, Pitbull, Luke Bryan, Shakira, 30 Seconds to Mars, and more. Since the awards being given out include things like the first ever iHeartRadio Instagram award and were voted on by people on the internet, I’m sure some of those performers will be lucky enough to take home an award that has all the potential to become a very attractive door stop in the near future.
Grey’s Anatomy on ABC at 9:00pm ET. This is the “Farewell to Cristina” episode, and I realize I shouldn’t really be disappointed that it’s mostly being promoted through the return of the man who left her at the alter seven years ago. They’ve given me no reason to expect any better. And yes, I know that you’re all shocked that the show is still running and are surprised anyone is still watching it. Thank you for your input.
Portlandia on IFC at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.
Vikings on History at 10:00pm ET. Second season finale.
Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess will be sticking with Cristina Yang to the bitter end. Deal with it.
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)