5 Shows After Dark: You Think Mariska Hargitay Keeps Track of How Many Guns Have Been Pointed at Her Head?

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5 Shows After Dark: You Think Mariska Hargitay Keeps Track of How Many Guns Have Been Pointed at Her Head?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | November 20, 2013 | Comments ()


Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC at 9:00pm ET. 15th season fall finale. Jesus, this mess is starting already? It’s not even proper winter yet, as people keep reminding me. PRO-TIP: If you have a summer-loving lizard person in YOUR life, the way to make them feel better when they start grumbling about living on a cold, dark ball of rock for the next several months is NOT to say “It’s not even really winter yet!” They probably won’t kill you, because they’d have to get out from under the blanket to do that, but they will want to.

American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Buying Nude: The Naked Realtor on TLC at 10:00pm ET. I firmly believe these people are just screwing around with us now and refuse to attempt to watch this to find out whether or not that’s really the case. Because I don’t want to know. I’m happier not knowing.

The League on FXX at 10:00pm ET. New episode at a special time, followed by the fifth season finale.

Genevieve Burgess is well aware of how long winter lasts, thank you very much.

Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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