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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | February 13, 2014 | Comments ()


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American Idol on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight we have men’s figure skating, men’s slopestyle skiing, women’s speed skating, and women’s skeleton. I caught some of the women’s slopestyle skiing the other day and kind of freaked out a bit when I saw them skiing backwards towards some of the rails. I’ve had times trying to get a jacket on where I take a full 30 seconds to locate the sleeve that’s behind my back on the garment I’m already half-wearing. So, yeah. Impressive stuff. Also, there’s a big shock in the men’s figure skating tonight, but I’m trying to keep spoilers out of here for the other Americans so you’ll have to look for yourself.

The Taste on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight’s episode title is “Good with Beer” and I have to say that nothing makes me feel like more of a failure to my generation than my inability to get into the whole craft beer thing. I promise, I’ve tried bunches. I’m just defective in that aspect of being a millennial.

Steven Seagal Lawman on Reelz at 10:00pm ET.

Watch What Happens: Live: Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on Bravo at 11:00pm ET. Everyone’s favorite morning drinkers get to engage in their particular brand of banter at the other end of the day. I’m sure it’ll be delightful.

Genevieve Burgess would just prefer a well-made cocktail or a simple glass of wine, thanks.



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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • Jim

    That photo looks like a game of "I gotta whizzz, I'll be back in a sec" gone terribly, terribly wrong.

  • e jerry powell

    I WILL GIVE THE SPOILER.

    BECAUSE I AM EVIL.

    THAT ARROGANT, POMPOUS ASS HAD A BACK RE-INJURY IN THE TEAM EVENT LAST WEEK.

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    *dance of schadenfreude*

    (And you clearly meant "for the other Americans without cable, because it aired on NBC Sports at nine this morning.)

  • DominaNefret

    But he is normal people like us, not robot.

  • e jerry powell

    That was the funniest thing I heard all day yesterday.

  • DominaNefret

    It was the funniest thing I heard that day, until a friend of mine sent me this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I can't tell you how sad I am that work typically keeps me away from the daytime cable broadcast of the figure skating. Tara and Johnny are such better commentators than Scott Hamilton and whoever else is up there all "That fall will cost her!" in the evening rebroadcast.

  • e jerry powell

    Also...

    "SKATING GEEEEEK!"
    *points at GB and giggles hysterically*

  • e jerry powell

    EXACTLY.

    Well, and I spend my days caring for a former ice dancer friend with mobility issues who not only watched the thing live, but DVRed it so he can review the whole event while reading through the judges' sheets.

    Sandra Bezic SUCKS as a commentator. At least with Johnny and Tara, Terry Gannon doesn't sound like such an idiot basketball player.

  • el_mediocre

    Lawman is a thing that still happens?

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