This Happens to Me Standing Still
American Idol on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight we have men’s figure skating, men’s slopestyle skiing, women’s speed skating, and women’s skeleton. I caught some of the women’s slopestyle skiing the other day and kind of freaked out a bit when I saw them skiing backwards towards some of the rails. I’ve had times trying to get a jacket on where I take a full 30 seconds to locate the sleeve that’s behind my back on the garment I’m already half-wearing. So, yeah. Impressive stuff. Also, there’s a big shock in the men’s figure skating tonight, but I’m trying to keep spoilers out of here for the other Americans so you’ll have to look for yourself.
The Taste on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight’s episode title is “Good with Beer” and I have to say that nothing makes me feel like more of a failure to my generation than my inability to get into the whole craft beer thing. I promise, I’ve tried bunches. I’m just defective in that aspect of being a millennial.
Steven Seagal Lawman on Reelz at 10:00pm ET.
Watch What Happens: Live: Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on Bravo at 11:00pm ET. Everyone’s favorite morning drinkers get to engage in their particular brand of banter at the other end of the day. I’m sure it’ll be delightful.
Genevieve Burgess would just prefer a well-made cocktail or a simple glass of wine, thanks.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)