5 Shows After Dark: Such a Majestic Creature. Let's Shove Bread Up Its Butt.
Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET.
Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. I always find it interesting what shows go into reruns the day before Thanksgiving and which shows don’t. Apparently, the way we should all prepare for a full day of eating is by watching absurdly unrealistic depictions of “serial killers.” Sounds about right.
Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Special presentation.
Bible Secrets Revealed on History at 10:00pm ET. Timely, History channel. I’m sure this is going to blow the roof off the whole “Bible” thing. Right before Christmas too! Bold move. Or it would be if I thought any of this would be anything other than the standard set of Bible “revelations” that are dragged out and dusted off every couple of years.
Burning Love on E at 10:30pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess wishes all the US-ians a wonderful Thanksgiving, as she tries to figure out why she keeps signing up to do Turkey Trots.