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One of These Lab Coats is Not Like the Others

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 26, 2015 |


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Bones on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 10th season spring premiere. Hey! Everyone’s favorite show about a collection of random one-dimensional personality traits trying to solve crime together is back! Have we addressed yet that everyone at the Jeffersonian gets billowy blue lab coats except for Cam, who gets snug blue cat suits? No? Well, there it is!

The Blacklist on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Given that Spader is about to be the star (well, one of the stars) of the summer’s biggest movie, which is more incongruous; his continued involvement with this show, or Patricia Arquette’s continued involvement with CSI: Cyber?

Scandal on ABC at 9:00pm ET. For any of you who may have heard how ridiculous this show is and scoffed incredulously, let me give you a little taste with the plot of this episode (spoilers for previous seasons of Scandal): The White House Chief of Staff for a Republican president is an openly gay man whose husband, the White House Press Secretary, was tragically murdered by one of Olivia Pope’s many boyfriends. Afterwards, he took up with a gay hooker, who had apparently been hired by OTHER Republicans to collect blackmail material on him. The hooker, though, fell in love with the old kinda evil Chief of Staff, and now to save face the Chief of Staff will be marrying this hooker in a gay wedding ceremony at the White House with a Republican President and his family in attendance. Welcome to Scandal.

Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Vikings on History at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess desperately wishes DC were that interesting. Instead everyone keeps talking about how Aaron Schock painted his office red and took some staff members to concerts.


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