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I've Found My New Life Coaches

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 23, 2014 | Comments ()


Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET.

Nature: Snow Monkeys on PBS at 8:00pm ET. I’m always so jealous of these monkeys, because it seems like they spend their whole lives sitting in hot springs. While I enjoy higher thinking abilities, a deeper understanding of the world and my place in it, and the technological advantages offered by being a higher order of primate, there are days when I might trade it all to sit in a hot bath with a bunch of other monkeys picking bugs out of my hair. Seems relaxing.

Dual Survival on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere.

The Americans on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Marooned on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series involving a guy trying to survive in the wilderness with no food, water, or equipment. So, exactly like Survivorman but I guess with a different host? Also, it reads like they’re taking a more “extreme” bent with it, because of course they are.

Genevieve Burgess thinks the monkeys might be smarter than we give them credit for.

Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)

This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)

Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))

Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)

Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)

Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)

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