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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 21, 2015 |


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Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere.

The 100 on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Second season winter premiere. Now that Larry Wilmore has the “Keep it 100” segment on his show, I’m going to giggle a bit every time I see this and imagine dirty, post apocalyptic white teens being bombarded with tea bags.

Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. This episode is called anonymous and I got all excited that they might be trying to handle the internet vigilante group on a show aimed at people who are mostly interested in justifying their fear of everything and anyone. Sadly, though, it looks to be someone who is killing people who are organ donors which is even worse because it’s not like we as a society are overflowing with organ donors. Thanks, CBS, for this fancy new totally fake danger that I’m sure some well-meaning relative will warn me about in the near future.

Empire on Fox at 9:01pm ET. I’ve been specifically told to mention Cookie’s eyebrows so now I have to go google what “fleek” is and what criteria must be met for one to be considered on same.

American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season finale. It’s finally over, guys!

Genevieve Burgess is a blood donor, on the bone marrow donation registry, and an organ donor. When she goes, its gonna be like a damn fire sale on people parts.


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