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Is a Food Network Crossover So Farfetched? Yes. Yes It Is.

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 4, 2015 |


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Bones on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Aquarius on NBC at 9:00pm ET.

2015 NBA Finals on ABC at 9:00pm ET. My favorite thing about this is the site I consult for TV listings has this listed as “Game 1” with the quotation marks. As though the site is making a sarcastic insinuation about the NBA finals.

Beat Bobby Flay on Food Network at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Honestly, if he’s not up against Stephanie March then there’s really no point to any of this. But at least showing amateur chefs that a rich, famous, celebrity chef can out-cook them at their own best recipes when working in a kitchen he designed and stocked himself will bring him some small amount of comfort in this dark time.

Hannibal on NBC at 10:00pm ET. Third season premiere. Oooo, I actually just figured out another contestant I’d be willing to watch on Beat Bobby Flay. After all, Mr.Flay can occasionally be a bit rude from what I understand.

Genevieve Burgess is not implying that anyone should eat Bobby Flay. But maybe glancing menacingly in his direction while sharpening a knife wouldn’t go amiss.


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