I Expect the Typical Post-Apocalypse Costumes of Too Many Belts to Show Up Any Day

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 30, 2014 |


Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 7:00pm ET.

Call the Midwife on PBS at 8:00pm ET. Third season premiere.

The Good Wife on CBS at 9:00pm ET. The episode is called “The Last Call” so be sure to have all your tissues/appropriate beverages handy. Game of Thrones fans would like to remind all of you that it gets better. Well, probably. Sometimes. Definitely not a given, so try not to get too attached to anyone else.

Shameless on Showtime at 9:00pm ET.

The Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season finale. I haven’t especially kept up with my season but my brother has and has placed his bet on what, exactly we’ll be seeing in this final episode. In a word: cannibals. Given the fact that they’re a pretty standard “post-apocalyptic” trope I’m almost surprised they haven’t shown up yet. Anyway, air out your theories, and discuss likely outcomes below. Winner gets bragging rights backed up by a time-stamped comment on the internet. The best prize of all!

Genevieve Burgess thinks most of the cast would make a terrible meal, but that’s probably besides the point.

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