I Bet She Has Important Opinions on Sequins
House of Secrets on Lifetime Movie Network at 8:00pm ET. Original telefilm. Looks to be the closest this channel gets to a “thriller” so, enjoy that.
Survivorman on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.
All for Nothing on Bio at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. A Canadian import, this is a series where people renovate their homes with no budget in an attempt to win a commission-free listing of their home. Engaging in a home renovation with no budget sounds like torture to me, rather than a fun TV show, but apparently it’s already successful north of the border.
Kim of Queens on Lifetime at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. My first guess was this was some reality series spin-off featuring a woman named Kim who was living in Queens. I was wrong, it’s about the woman who was Miss Georgia in 1991 and who now makes her living as a pageant coach. She’s described as “no-nonsense” so anticipate a lot of yelling at adolescents before tearful speeches about how she’s only doing it because she cares.
The Soup on E at 10:00pm ET. It’s the second half of their yearly clipdown.
Genevieve Burgess hasn’t gotten out of pajamas all day. 2014 is excellent so far.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)