I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"
2 Broke Girls on CBS at 8:00pm ET. The final insult for How I Met Your Mother fans, this is what’s filling the time slot. Enjoy.
Warehouse 13 on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Hey, this is still going? That’s adorable! I never really got into it because the dynamic between the two leads in the first few episodes read like a bad knock-off of Bones and Booth, but now Bones and Booth are a bad knock-off of themselves so maybe I should give it another shot.
Archer: Archer Vice on FX at 10:00pm ET.
RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo at 10:00pm ET.
Bam’s Bad Ass Game Show on TBS at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. The former Jackass bit player and MTV star reality has settled into his TBS years. This is what happens when your biggest claim to fame at 34 is still pranking people and being one of the guys who wasn’t Johnny Knoxville in Jackass. Also, I’m wondering who the intended audience here is meant to be, as I’m not aware of men in the throes of mourning their recently-lost youth flocking to TBS in the numbers TBS has clearly been hoping for. I know they have Conan but I still think of the channel as the prime place to go for reruns of According to Jim. Anyone want to challenge that?
Genevieve Burgess won’t judge you if you watch TBS, she’d just like to know your reasoning.
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)