5 Shows After Dark: I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"
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I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 14, 2014 | Comments ()


2 Broke Girls on CBS at 8:00pm ET. The final insult for How I Met Your Mother fans, this is what’s filling the time slot. Enjoy.

Warehouse 13 on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Hey, this is still going? That’s adorable! I never really got into it because the dynamic between the two leads in the first few episodes read like a bad knock-off of Bones and Booth, but now Bones and Booth are a bad knock-off of themselves so maybe I should give it another shot.

Archer: Archer Vice on FX at 10:00pm ET.

RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo at 10:00pm ET.

Bam’s Bad Ass Game Show on TBS at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. The former Jackass bit player and MTV star reality has settled into his TBS years. This is what happens when your biggest claim to fame at 34 is still pranking people and being one of the guys who wasn’t Johnny Knoxville in Jackass. Also, I’m wondering who the intended audience here is meant to be, as I’m not aware of men in the throes of mourning their recently-lost youth flocking to TBS in the numbers TBS has clearly been hoping for. I know they have Conan but I still think of the channel as the prime place to go for reruns of According to Jim. Anyone want to challenge that?

Genevieve Burgess won’t judge you if you watch TBS, she’d just like to know your reasoning.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • e jerry powell

    TBS = TNT's obnoxious younger brother. Very little original programming, which is kind of out there for a Time Warner holding.

  • Aaron Schulz

    tbs has seinfeld reruns, im down with that

  • Anthony Hoffman

    MLB baseball, Ground Floor, Conan, The Pete Holmes Show, Seinfeld, Friends and The Office repeats are pretty much the only reasons I watch TBS.

  • greystokememphis

    None of them mooks would last five minutes in my neighborhood.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Bam makes me want to shave my beard.

    Instead I'll just go back to forgetting he exists.

  • manting

    got into a fight with Bam's "crew" a few years back at a Doylestown bar called Muggs. They thought they were hot shit in champagne glasses but they learned they were cold diarrhea in Dixie cups.

  • Gunnut2600

    Ran into Michael Phelps when I was in college as he crashed a party I was hosting. The little shit (he was still in High School) pretty much drove up to the house we rented, parked his fucking Escalade on our front yard, and I shit you not yelled "Which girl wants to fuck me first?!?" at the top of his lungs on my lawn.

    Keep in mind...this is before he won anything outside the state of Maryland. This was also in Baltimore City...where no one really follows rich white people sports like swimming, lacrosse, and shit like that.

    A couple of my buddies chased him off. I suspect I am not doing a good enough job explaining just how fucking weird this was. This kid literally came out of nowhere and crash a party at like 15. We had no clue who he was until the buildup for the Olympics like 7 years later. I'm watching it and I end up getting texts and calls all pretty much saying the same thing "Holy shit its that crazy white boy!!!"

    And I was not the least bit surprised when he got caught crashing yet another party, smoking a fucking bong like he was a mormon kid fresh off the plantation or whatever.

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