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HEY FUNNY LOOKING NEW FRIEND! DO YOU HAVE FISH? I LIKE FISH!

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 7, 2015 |


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Bride of Jaws on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Every so often I do actually feel bad for the poor marketing majors who have to come up with new and different ways to “brand” what is essentially the same footage of sharks over and over again. Then I remember what they’re probably getting paid for that burden and don’t feel so bad anymore. There’s also an episode tonight about sharks around Cuba, which is in the Caribbean, so they probably just took all the footage labeled “Caribbean sharks” and now it’s about Cuban sharks because Cuba is kind of buzzy at the moment. See? I can do it too. Call me, Discovery.

Rizzoli & Isles on TNT at 9:00pm ET. And Angie Harmon’s retirement fund continues to grow steadily.

Zoo on CBS at 9:00pm ET.

Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Third season finale. Alright, all you people who complained about how much coverage Amy Schumer was getting can rest slightly easier for the next several months. Everyone else can go into mourning and make plans to see Trainwreck as soon as it hits their local theater.

Hollywood Game Night on NBC at 10:01pm ET. Third season premiere.

Genevieve Burgess is on the side of desperately waiting to see Trainwreck, so take your bitching elsewhere. Or not, you do you.


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