Get On Up, It's Bobsled Time!
2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight we’ll see women’s giant slalom skiing, men’s halfpipe skiing, women’s short track, and women’s bobsled. I’m sure NBC is looking forward to burning off some of the HOURS worth of footage on Lolo Jones they have left over from the last summer olympics, but it’s unlikely she’ll be a contender. She’s on the #3 sled for the US women, whereas sled #1 is pilot Elana Meyers and another former track star, Lauryn Williams. Lauryn Williams and I have exactly one thing in common, and that is that we both attended the University of Miami and I remember her being recognized for winning silver in Athens my freshman year. Fingers crossed she adds to her collection!
American Idol on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
Face Off on SyFy at 9:00pm ET.
Cougar Town on TBS at 10:00pm ET.
Tosh.0 on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, America’s Funniest Home Videos managed to survive the rise of YouTube, so I guess there’s a significant portion of the population that likes their silly internet videos expertly curated by others and delivered with a laugh track. Doesn’t mean I understand it.
Genevieve Burgess would prefer if laugh tracks were banned altogether.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)