Get In, Losers, We're Doing Plot! Finally.
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD on ABC at 8:00pm ET. No word yet on a second season of this, though I guess that’s probably not a surprise for some of you. Also, kind of brilliant on their part if it was always planned that way.
Face Off on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season finale.
The Mindy Project on Fox at 9:30pm ET.
NBC Special: Conference Quarterfinals: Washington at Chicago on TNT at 9:30pm ET. Trust me, no one is more surprised and delighted by this game than the residents of Washington DC. It’s been six years since the Wizards made it to the postseason. Interestingly enough, six years ago was also the last time I was in Ireland and I have planned a trip there next month. I think the connection is clear, and invite all Wizard fans to chip in to send me back to the motherland every year they’d like to see their team in the postseason.
Fargo on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess mentions that she can in no way guarantee a Wizards playoff appearance based on her geographical location, but crazier things have been true.
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)