Forget the Iron Throne, We're Conquering the Internet
Game of Thrones on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. And so begins the 10-11 weeks during which there are two kinds of people on the internet: The Game of Thrones people, and the other people who just wish we’d all shut up about it for two seconds. I’ll apologize in advance to the second kind of people. It’s going to be a long three months for you guys.
Shamless on Showtime at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.
Turn on AMC at 9:00pm ET. 90 Minute series premiere. If you aren’t a Game of Thrones person, here’s hoping you’re a history buff so you can enjoy this new series about America’s first spy ring. Starring Jamie Bell who’s got a long way to go to stop being “Billy Elliot” in my mind, and based on the book Washington’s Spies: The Story of America’s First Spy Ring. I have heard that the pilot is a little confusing, so fingers crossed it gets better.
Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET.
Veep on HBO at 10:30pm ET. Third season premiere.
Genevieve Burgess has been waiting for this day for months. Valar Morghulis, friends.
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)