5 Shows After Dark: Forget the Iron Throne, We're Conquering the Internet
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Forget the Iron Throne, We're Conquering the Internet

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 6, 2014 | Comments ()


Game of Thrones on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. And so begins the 10-11 weeks during which there are two kinds of people on the internet: The Game of Thrones people, and the other people who just wish we’d all shut up about it for two seconds. I’ll apologize in advance to the second kind of people. It’s going to be a long three months for you guys.

Shamless on Showtime at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.

Turn on AMC at 9:00pm ET. 90 Minute series premiere. If you aren’t a Game of Thrones person, here’s hoping you’re a history buff so you can enjoy this new series about America’s first spy ring. Starring Jamie Bell who’s got a long way to go to stop being “Billy Elliot” in my mind, and based on the book Washington’s Spies: The Story of America’s First Spy Ring. I have heard that the pilot is a little confusing, so fingers crossed it gets better.

Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET.

Veep on HBO at 10:30pm ET. Third season premiere.

Genevieve Burgess has been waiting for this day for months. Valar Morghulis, friends.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Way too much going on tonight.

  • PDamian

    I watched GoT, of course, but I sure hope Turn either gets a rerun later in the week or shows up on Netflix. I can't afford TiVo.

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  • e jerry powell

    I am in the COSMOS until Patton time. I need Patton time. Lots and lots of Patton time.

  • Jericho Smith

    You forgot Seth McFarlane's attempt to de-stimatize Herpes for absolutely no related reason whatsoever...

    Does that mean Daenerys Targaryen's "dragons" are just a euphemism?

  • John W

    It's Game of Thrones day!!

    If you've been naughty Gregor Clegane will come down your chimney and chop your head off.

    If you've been nice Melisandre comes and covers your body in leeches.

  • BWeaves

    I'm just looking forward to the GoT recaps, because I have to wait until the DVDs come out, otherwise. I love spoilers.

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