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For a Show Called 'Suits' They're a Little Thin on Variety

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 23, 2014 |


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So You Think You Can Dance on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Extant on CBS at 9:00pm ET. I missed about half the episode last week. Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be a big problem going forward.

Suits on USA at 9:00pm ET. I really wish they’d sneak in some subtle menswear jokes with linen and seersucker suits because it’s summer, or finding excuses to get get them into morning dress. I am certain that I am the only one who wishes this thing. Well, aside from tailors.

Who Do You Think You Are? on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Sometimes I think doing something like this could be really interesting. Then I remember that 1. This show is basically an extended commercial for Ancestry.com and 2. I am the most boring mix of “various white people” that you could come up with. The funnest fun fact about my genetic history is that my Irish side has some Viking blood. Which, if you are familiar with how the Vikings operated in that part of the world, is less “interesting” and more “fairly common and unremarkable.”

The Bridge on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess will blame her Viking blood for how she deals with people being demanding prior to 10am.


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