A Man Who Knows He Has to Do Everything Himself
Almost Human on Fox at 8:00pm ET. I’m waiting for Fox to realize that airing episodes out of order is an excellent way to kill a series before it even gets its legs underneath it. I expect I’ll be waiting a long time.
RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere.
Archer: Archer Vice on FX at 10:00pm ET. This has been on hiatus for the last couple weeks due to the Olympics. I’m not 100% certain why they bothered, since as far as I know there was no Olympics coverage on FX this year. But the good news is that it’s back and we can all get back to watching how well inept spies translate their skills to being an inept drug cartel.
Teen Wolf on MTV at 10:00pm ET. I understand there are many of you who enjoy this. Good for you!
The Blacklist on NBC at 10:01pm ET. And we’re back to working on the question of whether or not James Spader can carry an entire show on his own shoulders. The answer seems to be not quite, but a collection of dashing hats certainly helps.
Genevieve Burgess is already willing her heart to let go of Michael Ealy and Karl Urban.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)