5 Shows After Dark: New Offensive Tactic: Handoff to Ray Rice, and Then Throw Him Into the Endzone
“Sunday Night Football: Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos” on NBC at 8:30pm ET. 27th season premiere. FOOTBALL’S BACK! Hope everyone’s got their line-up set, and if you haven’t this is serving as your friendly reminder to get on that. At least for the players involved in this game.
“Burn Notice” on USA at 9:00pm ET.
“Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators” on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Original Telefilm. I’m just going to believe this is about a family of anthropomorphic Gators who are cajun and their struggles to be accepted by larger society as Cajun-Gator-Americans. Because that probably makes more sense than whatever this actually is about.
“Luther” on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. I’ve managed to get one of my roommates and a friend of his hooked on this show. Luckily, they’ve gotten pretty good at waiting until commercials to ask questions, so I haven’t ended up ruining household harmony by snapping at someone to keep quiet while Luther is talking yet.
“Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim at 12:00am ET.
Genevieve Burgess does enjoy Idris Elba’s rumbly voice, but it is very hard to hear over ambient noise. Or innocent questions.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)