5 Shows After Dark: Ahhh! Ghosts! Wait, No, False Alarm. Just Like Always.
"Ghost Hunters" on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Eighth season premiere. Hey! The douchebags with night vision cameras hour is back!
"Dirty Jobs" on Discovery at 10:00pm ET.
"The Democratic National Convention" at 10:00pm ET on ABC and CBS.
"The Soup" on E at 10:00pm ET. I wonder if the writers are going to mourn the loss of the clip gold-mine that was "Jersey Shore." Honestly, they (aside from the actual "Jersey Shore" cast) are the only people I can think of who might feel sad that the show has gone off the air.
Genevieve Burgess probably doesn't actually need to know what day it is 90% of the time.