5 Shows After Dark: Lauren Ambrose and Dead People, Where Have I Heard That Before?
"Hell's Kitchen" on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
"Coma" on A&E at 9:00pm ET. I watched this last night and tonight it apparently ends, but there is like SO MUCH STUFF that needs to get tied up that I'm not super hopeful that this will be anything other than a giant mess that ends with Ellen Burstyn wafting around in a red dress. And if you'll excuse me, I have to go bleach my brain after remembering that. Anyway, Lauren Ambrose is looking quite well, if not really like the mid-20s medical student she's supposed to be.
"Masterchef" on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
"2012 Democratic National Convention" at 10:00pm on ABC, CBS, and NBC. I just... you know what, I'm not even gonna bother. Y'all do what you like.
"Abby & Brittany" on TLC at 10:30pm ET. This is a show about conjoined twin girls who share a body from about the neck down. It's so thoughtful of TLC to modernize the side-show so that we can gawk at people we find strange from the comfort of our own homes, isn't it?
Genevieve Burgess was on vacation last week. I bet you didn't even notice.