5 Shows After Dark: Please Tell Me He Calls Someone "Sweetheart"
Bones on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
Monday Night Football: Miami Dolphins at New Orleans Saints on ESPN at 8:40pm ET. My fantasy team this season is doing so poorly that it almost defies all logic and reason. Especially given that I’m in a dinky, six-person league. So, if you could, send a thought to Football Jesus (Or Football Spaghetti Monster, I’m not picky) that Darren Sproles has the best game of his life. Because at the moment I’m on track to have another match up where I score the second most points in the league, but have the misfortune to be playing the person who scores the most points in the league.
Sleepy Hollow on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
The Blacklist on NBC at 10:01pm ET. I can’t help but think of this as the “James Spader In Hats” show, because all the advertising seems very emphatic on the hat issue. That and the trenchcoat. Dude’s dressed like a detective out of a 1940’s pulp novel and it gives me the giggles every time I see it. I just can’t take him seriously as this big important criminal mastermind when he looks like he’s cosplaying The Maltese Falcon or something.
Castle on ABC at 10:01pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess cares enough about Fantasy Football that she really would prefer to not be in last place, but not much beyond that.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)