5 Shows After Dark: Yeah, Pick on the Guys with Nuclear Missiles. Great Plan.
"Thursday Night Football: Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens" on NFL Network at 8:00pm ET. And the real refs are back! So there will be slightly less blatantly incompetent officiating to complain about.
"Grey's Anatomy" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Ninth season premiere. I've already read that the first episode jumps forwards three months so if you were interested in seeing how the "stranded in the woods after a plane crash" cliff hanger from last season played out, don't waste your time. And yes, I realize there's like no one else watching this show anymore.
"Louie" on FX at 10:00pm ET. Third season finale.
"Elementary" on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Yet another procedural for CBS! This time, a rip off of the much beloved "Sherlock."
Genevieve Burgess Is thrilled to have worthwhile television to write about again. At least for the moment.
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