5 Shows After Dark: This Man Needs a Serious Facial Hair Intervention
Dads on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is the pilot episode that was described by critics as “reprehensible” and “morally wrong” that Fox elected NOT to reshoot. Unfortunately, the show stars Pajiba favorite Seth Green and also Giovanni Ribisi, both of who are generally people I enjoy watching. Conundrum.
New Girl on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere. There is a part of me that loves that the title for this show gets progressively worse the longer it’s on the air.
The Mindy Project on Fox at 9:30pm ET. Second season premiere. This is the episode with James Franco in it, which I will write as though I actually believe there’s anyone out there still tuning into something on the draw of Franco. Also this has been available online for a while now so it’s not even particularly exciting.
Sons of Anarchy on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Suits on USA at 10:01pm ET. Third season summer finale.
Genevieve Burgess had to send her laptop to the computer hospital, so this entire week’s worth of columns was written on Sunday from her parent’s computer. Enjoy whatever unintentional hilarity may happen.