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5 Shows After Dark: Sheriff Mills's Expression Here is Probably the Best Thing About This Show

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | September 16, 2013 | Comments ()


Monday Night Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals on ESPN at 8:40pm ET.

American Ninja Warrior on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season finale.

Sleepy Hollow on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. As networks begin mining every semi-popular bit of supernatural fiction they can get their hands on. It is, of course, a “modern day” version of the Sleepy Hollow myth where Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman wake up in 2013. And Fox is attempting to create an even greater “fish out of water” dynamic by having black actress Nicole Beharie play the sheriff. So expect a lot of scenes involving Ichabod marveling at technology and being old-timey sexist/racist to his sheriff partner. Fun for everyone! John Cho and Orlando Jones are also featured.

Under the Dome on CBS at 10:00pm ET. First season finale. Oh no! What will happen? I have no idea, as I stopped watching weeks ago. However, as a second season has been announced I’m gonna go ahead and guess that they dome stays put.

Siberia on NBC at 10:01pm ET. First season finale.

Genevieve Burgess had to send her laptop to the computer hospital, so this entire week’s worth of columns was written on Sunday from her parent’s computer. Enjoy whatever unintentional hilarity may happen.

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