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5 Shows After Dark: Is Making a Drinking Game for This Too Meta?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 9, 2013 | Comments ()


“Bad Girls All Star Battle” on Oxygen at 8:00pm ET. First season finale.

“Born Schizophrenic: Jani at 10” on TLC at 9:00pm ET. One of the few holdovers of the days when TLC actually aired specials that might actually involve viewers learning something.

“Rizzoli and Isles” on TNT at 9:00pm ET.

“The Summons” on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. A new crime procedural focusing on the wise-cracking courtroom bailiffs and their interactions with various juries and cases, as well as their personal lives. I’m glad we’re getting some kind of crime drama where we’re unlikely to spend an entire episode watching impossible things happen in a crime lab. I’m sure there will be something else horrible about it. It is on CBS, after all.

“Drunk History” on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Based on the popular internet series from “Funny or Die” where history majors consumed large amounts of alcohol and then attempted to explain specific historical events. I do something similar when I get drunk, only instead of “historical events” it’s “copyright law.” This is why I get invited to so many parties.

Genevieve Burgess’s other drunk tricks involve frighteningly in-depth ‘Game of Thrones’ analysis and building towers out of empty glasses and beer bottles. Her appearance fees are surprisingly low.

Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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