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5 Shows After Dark: Don't You Love a Farce?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 25, 2013 | Comments ()


“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour 11th season finale.

“The Hero” on TNT at 8:00pm ET.

“Gimme Some Sugar” on Style at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. I guess with the ever-increasing number of dating sites connecting “sugar daddies” to “sugar babies” this was inevitable. This new reality series follows three young ladies and three distinguished gentlemen looking for love, cuddles, financial support, arm candy or some combination thereof. You might be surprised at what happens! Or not, since you’d have to actually watch this to be surprised by anything on it and I sincerely hope none of you are planning on doing that. I’m actually thinking of sticking a fork in a socket in hopes of erasing any trace of this from my mind.

“William, Kate, and the Royal Baby” on Oxygen at 9:00pm ET. Alright, this happened far too quickly to be real, so if you watch I hope you’re looking forward to a lot of recycled footage and photos that you’ve already seen a million times! And some hastily chopped in updates from the last couple of days if you’re really lucky.

“Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim at 12:00am. Fifth season premiere.

Genevieve Burgess is pretty sure all infants basically look alike until about three months along. Even the royal ones.

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