5 Shows After Dark 7/25/13

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5 Shows After Dark: Don't You Love a Farce?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 25, 2013 | Comments ()


“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour 11th season finale.

“The Hero” on TNT at 8:00pm ET.

“Gimme Some Sugar” on Style at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. I guess with the ever-increasing number of dating sites connecting “sugar daddies” to “sugar babies” this was inevitable. This new reality series follows three young ladies and three distinguished gentlemen looking for love, cuddles, financial support, arm candy or some combination thereof. You might be surprised at what happens! Or not, since you’d have to actually watch this to be surprised by anything on it and I sincerely hope none of you are planning on doing that. I’m actually thinking of sticking a fork in a socket in hopes of erasing any trace of this from my mind.

“William, Kate, and the Royal Baby” on Oxygen at 9:00pm ET. Alright, this happened far too quickly to be real, so if you watch I hope you’re looking forward to a lot of recycled footage and photos that you’ve already seen a million times! And some hastily chopped in updates from the last couple of days if you’re really lucky.

“Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim at 12:00am. Fifth season premiere.

Genevieve Burgess is pretty sure all infants basically look alike until about three months along. Even the royal ones.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Irina

    Gimme Some Sugar is fake.
    It's gotta be.

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    Well, since we've had "Mistresses" this summer, why not Sugar Daddies. The ick factor keeps pushing at our tolerant boundaries.

  • foolsage

    I don't love "a" farce, but I do love farce. And Sondheim. ;)

    "Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear.
    I thought that you'd want what I want. Sorry, my dear.
    But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns.
    Quick, send in the clowns."

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    Wow. Where's that book I was reading?

  • “Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim

    THIS addlepated garbage is back on again? Crap.

  • TCH


  • toblerone

    New Childrens Hospital? F*CK YEAH!

  • Maguita NYC

    To fiancé. I'm ready for FB.

  • abell

    Fun fact, the company I work for actually owns a "Sugar Daddy Dating" site.

    I haven't worked on it, but, apparently, it's lucrative? I don't know, just thought I'd mention it.

  • emmalita

    Please godtopus! Please let "Gimme Some Sugar" be the fake show. Please!!!!

  • DataAngel

    Calling this the fake, too.

  • Maguita NYC

    Well, since we've had "Mistresses" this summer, why not Sugar Daddies. The ick factor keeps pushing at our tolerant boundaries.

  • emmalita

    Stop pushing my tolerance boundaries makers of trashy tv!

  • Maguita NYC

    The old white farts can't hear you. That's why they need their young thangs to translate.

  • Monica

    Right? I don't have Style as a channel, so I can't recall commercials to verify its existence, but I can't believe there'd be a market for that...

    ...or there is but it would be on E!

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