5 Shows After Dark: The Internet is Dumb Enough to Keep These Guys in Business Forever
“So You Think You Can Dance” on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
“Covert Affairs” on USA at 9:00pm ET.
“Who Do You Think You Are?” on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. Kelly Clarkson is on tonight. I find it a terrible idea for a show, but something that I’d probably find really cool to do myself. But watching other people do it? That’s not really entertainment. Also, people always cry and I’m not super comfortable watching people cry on TV like that.
“Catfish” on MTV at 10:00pm ET.
“The Vineyard” on ABC Family at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Hey! Were you looking for a show following the lives of twentysomething on Martha’s Vineyard and catching all their gossip, drama, and struggles against a gorgeous beachy background that will afford many opportunities for bikini wearing? Then you pretty obviously never watched “Laguna Beach” or you would see what a terrible idea this all is. Because I have no doubt that this will be another show primarily composed of people staring at each other punctuated primarily by “you know” or “like…” at regular intervals.
Genevieve Burgess is an All-American mutt who understands why good actors are actually paid for acting.