5 Shows After Dark: The Internet is Dumb Enough to Keep These Guys in Business Forever
“So You Think You Can Dance” on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
“Covert Affairs” on USA at 9:00pm ET.
“Who Do You Think You Are?” on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. Kelly Clarkson is on tonight. I find it a terrible idea for a show, but something that I’d probably find really cool to do myself. But watching other people do it? That’s not really entertainment. Also, people always cry and I’m not super comfortable watching people cry on TV like that.
“Catfish” on MTV at 10:00pm ET.
“The Vineyard” on ABC Family at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Hey! Were you looking for a show following the lives of twentysomething on Martha’s Vineyard and catching all their gossip, drama, and struggles against a gorgeous beachy background that will afford many opportunities for bikini wearing? Then you pretty obviously never watched “Laguna Beach” or you would see what a terrible idea this all is. Because I have no doubt that this will be another show primarily composed of people staring at each other punctuated primarily by “you know” or “like…” at regular intervals.
Genevieve Burgess is an All-American mutt who understands why good actors are actually paid for acting.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)