5 Shows After Dark: Look at Him, Ninjaing All Over that Rockwall
“American Ninja Warrior” on NBC at 8:00pm ET.
“The Cheshire Murders” on HBO at 9:00pm ET. This is a documentary about the home invasion/robbery/sexual assault/arson/murders that happened in Cheshire, Connecticut in 2007. As you can imagine, it will probably be rough. Some of the documentary also looks at what might happen to the perpetrators who were sentenced to death just as Connecticut looked like it would be abolishing the death penalty.
“Siberia” on NBC at 10:00pm ET. This has been on for like a month now and I still have no actual idea of what it’s about. I mean, I could probably figure it out if I actually watched it, but where’s the fun in that?
“Supermarket Superstar” on Lifetime at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. A new reality series hosted by Stacey Keibler where home chefs compete for the chance to get their product on supermarket shelves. The description of the show involves language about how tough it will be for them to refine their products to meet the strict standards of real-life consumer focus groups, so it’s sure to be a gripping series. I know when I think of things I want to watch for entertainment “focus group testing” is pretty high on the list.
“Under the Dome” on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Think I’m tapping out on this one. If you’ve got a good reason why I shouldn’t, make your argument in the comments.
Genevieve Burgess is a little impressed that ‘American Ninja Warrior’ has held on this long.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)