5 Shows After Dark: Memories, They Can Be Inviting
"Chopped" on Food Network at 8:00pm ET. Special episode featuring Food Network stars. I mentioned this on Twitter the other day, but this show has the most insane music cues in relation to what's actually going on. They'll be in judging and someone will say something like "I'm not sure that the flavor of the kumquat and marshmallow work well together in this topping" and the camera will cut to the contestant looking mildly perturbed while the music sting comes in all "THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED!"
"Teen Choice Awards 2012" on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Announced performers include Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen, Flo Rida, and... No Doubt. Because it's apparently still 1995 somewhere?
"Breaking Bad" on AMC at 10:00pm ET.
"The Newsroom" on HBO at 10:00pm ET.
"Strange Sex" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. The episode is called "160lb Scrotum and Dominatrix in Training" because if I have to have the mental image of a nutsack that outweighs me, so do all of you.
Genevieve Burgess hates summer television just as much as it hates her.
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