5 Shows After Dark 6/5/13

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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 5, 2013 | Comments ()


"Masterchef" on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

"Mythbusters" on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. The episode is intriguingly titled "Motorcycle Water Ski" which is both incredibly specific and incredibly vague.

"Toddlers and Tiaras" on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. Yup. Six seasons. Chew on that for a while.

"Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman" on Science at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. To balance out the previous list.

"Conan" on TBS at 11:00pm ET. I haven't been listing the late night talk shows lately, but tonight author George R.R Martin will be on the show. For those of you who didn't immediately start screaming at your computer/phone, he is the author of the A Song of Ice and Fire series that the TV show "Game of Thrones" is based on. People have a lot of strong feelings related to him this week. Should be an interesting show. For those of you who don't watch "Game of Thrones", Alexander Skarsgard will be on and I understand many of you enjoy looking at him.

Genevieve Burgess would kindly ask people to keep a lid on exactly why they're having "Game of Thrones" related feelings for people who haven't caught up yet.

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  • And, where the fuck were your editors, in books four and five?!

  • John W

    I wonder how much protection GRRM will be traveling with?

    You think he'll want to talk about he Giants?

  • Captain D

    More likely he planned to discuss this new fantasy compilation project he's editing

  • Maguita NYC

    Questions you would like to ask George RR Martin:
    1- What the fuck is wrong with you man?
    2- Were you breastfed as a babe? As an adult?
    3- Are you ever going to finish the last 2 fucking books!!
    4- Why do you hate us so much?

    And finally,

    5- What would you consider a happier ending: A chainsaw massacre of all the Stark bloodline, or a slaughtering of unicorns?

  • Duvall

    Book 6 will probably have a Stark fighting unicorns, so...


  • Maguita NYC

    Geezus, I sat right back down and started typing!

    27- For the finale, could you please let us know if anyone from the Lannisters, Targaryens, or Baratheons will be sitting on the throne... Unkilled? Or is it going to be a perfect stranger we never heard of before? You bastard.

  • koko temur

    honestly, it could be jon snow, whom we heard about, and still will get incredibly mad about.


  • BlackRabbit


  • Genevieve Burgess

    My brother is convinced the series will end with whatever's left of Theon Greyjoy on the throne. Just to piss everyone off.

  • competitivenonfiction


  • Wembley

    I suppose it's futile to hope for a novelization of HBO's Game of Thrones.

  • Personally I can't wait until they make the gritty reimagining in ten years. Hint: it'll just be a snuff film. With dragons.

  • Drake

    And that is different from the current one, how exactly?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Sometimes there is sex.

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