5 Shows After Dark: Hope You Like Lots of This Dude
"The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on ABC Family at 8:00pm ET. Fourth season finale. Anyone know the chances of Shailene Woodley coming back to this show since her standout performance in "The Descendants" has gotten her all kinds of recognition? I know a "Best Supporting Actress" nomination doesn't automatically mean lots of money and success, but it's got to be a better stepping stone than an awful teen drama on ABC Family.
"Top Gear" on BBCA at 8:30pm ET. 18th season finale.
"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" on Travel at 9:00pm ET. Mr.Bourdain travels to Penang, which I could just leave there so that if you didn't know where it was you could feel mildly intellectually uncomfortable for a few moments. But I'll be nice and tell you that it's a state in the country of Malaysia.
"MasterChef" on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere. And the night of Gordon Ramsay returns to rescue us from the summer doldrums!
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That's a lie.)
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