5 Shows After Dark: That Dog Really Is A Jerk, Though
"Burn Notice" on USA at 9:00pm ET.
"Snooki & Jwoww" on MTV at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. At least they've figured out how most people feel about them, because this episode is called "Sorry, Neighbors, Cause These Bitches Are Moving In". I am wondering how this will work out for them, since "Jersey Shore" was primarily a show about drunken idiots being idiots while drunk and now one of the idiots starring in this show can't drink. Not on camera anyway, I think even MTV is above taping a pregnant woman getting wasted on the regular and acting like that's cool.
"America's Worst Tattoos: Crazy Clown, Bunny, and Pony Obsessions" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. I know there's some of you out there who appreciate the particular flavor of schadenfreude that is gawking at the ridiculous things other people have seen fit to permanently etch on their body. Grab some popcorn, cause this is your show.
"Wilfred" on FX at 10:30pm ET. Second season premiere. I watched this for a while, but while the premise was interesting the execution seemed to fall flat, for me. I don't know why, but I expected more of a show in which one person saw a regular dog as an actual person in a dog suit but everyone else just saw a dog. Seems like there were better places to go with it than "wow, that dog's an asshole."
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That's a lie.)