5 Shows After Dark: A Disturbing Glimpse Into the Evil Miami Heat Locker Room
"National Geographic Special: Sex: How it Works" on National Geographic Channel at 8:00pm ET. That's odd, I wonder why they're airing a special like this. Seems a little basic for the NGC since most of the highlights can be explained with breakfast pastries, crude drawings, or whatever other objects you'd like to ruin for your children forever. Bonus! Having a frank and honest sex-talk with kids is probably the best way to put them off it until their late teen years at least.
"So You Think You Can Dance" on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
"NBA Finals: Game 6" on ABC at 9:00pm ET. The Spurs could take it all tonight, but my particular NBA fixing theory is that the games aren't fixed to favor the Heat, they're fixed to favor a full seven game series so the NBA can squeeze every last cent out of advertising and promotion. If the Spurs win tonight I'll be proven wrong. As will all the Heat conspiracists. Just kidding! No one will ever talk them down off that ledge.
"Hardcore Pawn" on TruTV at 9:30pm ET. First season summer premiere.
"My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I" on TLC at 10:00pm ET. You know, all of a sudden that National Geographic Special is starting to make a lot more sense. Perhaps it should actually be required viewing for anyone who's been on an MTV or TLC reality series.
Genevieve Burgess is pretty sure Lebron James is not smart enough to be anything more than a cog in the conspiracies of others.