5 Shows After Dark: Vampires? What Vampires?
"NBA Finals: Game 5" on ABC at 8:00pm ET. The series is tied up, so it's anyone's championship at this point. It is also great news for sports bars in cities with Spurs fans, Heat fans, or people who hate the Heat. So, all sports bars, basically.
"The Client List" on Lifetime at 9:00pm ET. Two hour second season finale. I really did not expect that Jennifer Love Hewitt giving handys would become popular enough to warrant a second season.
"True Blood" on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. Hey! More of this sort of thing! On a more shallow note, I will never be able to see this show's logo as anything but an example of truly terrible kerning. I get that it's supposed to look like that. Doesn't make it attractive, or a good piece of graphic design. Actually I guess there's a lot of aspects of the show you could apply that statement to. But now I get to use header images of Joe Manganiello on the regular again, and that's always fun.
"The Borgias" on Showtime at 10:00pm ET. Third season finale.
"The Venture Brothers" on Adult Swim at 12:00am ET.
Genevieve Burgess admits that even bad shows have their pecs. Perks. They have their perks.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)