5 Shows After Dark: "We Got a Second Season? Cool!"
"Burn Notice" on USA at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. Man, it totally sucks for Michael Westen that he still hasn't gotten an identity that will get him out of Miami where he totally doesn't want to stay. That's what this show is about, right?
"Saving Hope" on NBC at 9:00pm ET. I watched some of this last week and oh my god, you guys, I thought the J.J Abrams "Star Trek" was heavy on the lens flares. This show is SO MUCH WORSE. Nine out of ten scenes had at least two lens flares cutting through the scene attempting to blind/induce migraines in the viewers. Never again. Not worth it.
"The Other F Word" on Showtime at 9:00pm ET. This is a movie about punk rockers becoming dads that Dan reviewed a while ago.
"Mountain Men" on History at 10:00pm ET.
"Suits" on USA at 10:00pm ET. 65 minute second season premiere. Those five minutes are totally vital and not just them padding the script by two minutes and adding three minutes of extra ad time. Totally.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That's a lie.)