5 Shows After Dark: How Do You Feel About Love Bites?
"Mob Wives Chicago" on VH1 at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. Seriously, the mob must be so thrilled these shows exist.
"True Blood" on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Sexy vampires! Sexy werewolves! Sexy witches! Sexy... Chris Meloni? Yeah, ok, that'll do. Honestly, you know what gets me the most about this trend towards supernatural beings in romantic triangles is the thought that if I'd been alive for over a century I'd hope I'd get to leave being caught up in petty relationship shit behind a few decades ago. Every time I've tried to watch "True Blood" my overwhelming thought has been "aren't you sick of this shit? I'm sick of it and I've only been watching for 20 minutes." I probably just don't get it though.
"Mad Men" on AMC at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season finale. I think AMC should start offering all the viewers of "Mad Men" preemptive SSRI treatment. This has been a bleak goddamned season.
"Veep" on HBO at 10:00pm ET. First season finale.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That's a lie.)